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  1. Do I really need to explain how Star Wars is goofy and embarrassing? How about the shiny gay robot?
  2. RT @BarackObama: To all those gathered in celebration today, Merry Christmas.
  3. UNNECESSARY APOSTROPHES! IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF THE FUTURE!
  4. Snoop Dogg has jack shit to do with video games. He can eat two dicks... Two or more.
  5. I think I can stand not having a weird standing penis with legs.
  6. I want to put my penis inside your penis.
  7. What are you, what you eat? Fuck you.
  8. You're pretty fucking bizarre.
  9. I'd put my penis in one or more of her orifices.
  10. Hey there, baby. What do you say... You and me... Go have... Sex.
  11. It's a game for morbidly obese, neck-bearded men that get together to play D&D with their equally obese buddies... And I'm okay with that.
  12. ENCHANTMENT!
  13. Enchantment?
  14. I just want to pinch those cheeks... And also put my penis inside her.
  15. I am almost died.
  16. I wish I got that. I just feel immense regret and I need to take a shit.
  17. I'd marry a girl with huge boobs.
  18. That penis looks silly. Whoever made it could have put more effort into it. It has, like, gills or whatever those are. Certainly not veins.
  19. Borderlands is so fucking good. It's so good that I haven't masturbated for a week because it'd take away from Borderlands time.
  20. I'm angry at my furniture for Halloween. That's what I was doing this year. I had it planned and everything.