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  1. two words: fireworks centrefuge2:24 PM Jul 4th from web
  2. Chris Brown could be cashing in on this MJ fever, if not for his assaulty temper.11:59 PM Jul 3rd from web
  3. Good luck in future endeavors, Sarah. I hear the Appalacian trail is beautiful this time of year.3:18 PM Jul 3rd from web
  4. New quiz on Cockeyed: The Current State of the American Economy - http://www.cockeyed.com/cit...8:52 AM Jul 3rd from web
  5. I accidentally shot myself in the balls #spymaster11:31 PM Jul 2nd from web
  6. ice, water, steam - Does any other substance have three distinct names for it in its three states?2:34 PM Jul 2nd from web
  7. The 2009 Cockeyed.com calendar predicts an earthquake for today, July 2. Cross your fingers I'm wrong!10:14 AM Jul 2nd from web
  8. If I have to get an MRI to get away from the Black Eyed Peas, then by God, give me the MRI.11:55 PM Jul 1st from web
  9. Yes! Sourced and quoted on E! Online! http://bit.ly/2gJDIk6:57 PM Jul 1st from web
  10. Just unearthed my Geocities web page! http://www.geocities.com/ma...3:01 PM Jul 1st from web
  11. Perhaps Governor Sanford and his wife should renew their wedding vows in Hawaii.1:21 PM Jul 1st from web
  12. RIP Karl Malden1:10 PM Jul 1st from web
  13. I've gotta return this tub of OxyClean. Something in here makes my eyes water.8:48 AM Jul 1st from web
  14. I like my coffee like I like my women: Weak and overpriced at the Windbreaker truck stop.10:09 PM Jun 30th from web
  15. I poured out a little Jesus juice in memorium. Two days later I poured out a little OxyClean. STAINS GONE.10:59 AM Jun 30th from web
  16. Any estimates on how long it will take to build Michael Jackson's Funeral Pyramid?10:41 AM Jun 30th from web
  17. @charlietodd Ha ha! Use your Flash Mob wand!11:48 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to charlietodd
  18. RIP That one Guy from that Thing3:15 PM Jun 29th from web
  19. RT grantimaharaRT @DiscoveryChPR: MythBusters' Kari is the proud mom of a baby girl! Congrats, Kari! #babywatch1:15 PM Jun 29th from web
  20. RIP Mikhail Gorbachev12:44 PM Jun 29th from web
  • Name cockerham
  • Location Sacramento
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  • Bio I am amazed by the simplest things
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