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ThePoke Once you've seen the penis on this Mcdonalds poster, you can't un-see it: lockerz.com/s/198655252 (via @MandyPandy32) 4:13 AM Apr 5th via Osfoora for iPhone Retweeted by Cockaday and 203 others
vizcomic This is why you need a tripod to take photos of the moon. i.imgur.com/aJkyv.jpg | @jbrownridge @audiopsyence 7:26 AM Feb 27th via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 87 others
TheMediaTweets Did anybody get 8 inches overnight? #uksnow 2:20 AM Feb 10th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Cockaday and 6 others
vizcomic Thanks to @mattcstokes for sending us his penile typeface. He went to university to learn how to do this, you know. twitter.com/vizcomic/statu… 6:21 AM Feb 9th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Cockaday and 19 others
GavRov On Tuesday night I was in a pub and I saw this excellent piece of graffiti. The pub was called "The Cock". Sweet yfrog.com/h2bs6ekj 6:59 AM Feb 9th via Osfoora for iPhone Retweeted by Cockaday and 3 others
loadedmag To celebrate the new Muppet-edited issue of loaded, we're giving away a Big Bag of Crap. RT/follow twitter.com/loadedmag/stat… 7:13 AM Feb 1st via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 190 others
@vizcomic is it me or does this lady in this logo look a bit like a cross between San or Tray rentmama.com 5:09 AM Jan 30th via TweetDeck
TheWeebl Torn between censoring a gigantic penis with pixelation or wolfs. 4:01 AM Jan 30th via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 5 others
@robmanuel that sounded like a normal tweet from you.. 5:12 AM Jan 26th via TweetDeck in reply to robmanuel
vizcomic New free Viz app out now on Android! The Profanisaurus Daily: bit.ly/whKGAG #profanisaurus 8:50 AM Jan 24th via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 11 others
loadedmag Want your very own Big Bag of Crap? RT & follow @loadedmag yeah? 7:56 AM Jan 24th via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 247 others
GoodandBadPR Radio Times apologise for letting a penis slip through the net and into print. Honest. radiotimes.com/news/2012-01-2… (via @ryanJL) 7:30 AM Jan 24th via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 11 others
loadedmag That didn't take long. We're now just 65 short of 20k. RT/follow, we could hit 20,000 followers & YOU COULD WIN A BAG OF CRAP! 8:05 AM Jan 23rd via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 177 others
robmanuel B3tans have started one of their occasional cock threads. NSFW. b3ta.com/board/10656537 12:51 AM Jan 11th via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 2 others
vizcomic Car park planning cock-up in Darlington. twitpic.com/82lvcq | @EchoPeterBarron @captainteacakes 4:43 AM Jan 3rd via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 67 others
vizcomic Just stumbled upon a blatant cock and balls in this new logo. bit.ly/taJCqA | @graphicscowboy 1:07 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Cockaday and 5 others
bigshowfactoids The Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches every winter. 6:29 AM Dec 2nd, 2011 via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 31 others
TheSunNewspaper Man is jailed for maliciously tattooing a 16-inch PENIS on a pal's back bit.ly/t4NAv3 4:23 AM Dec 2nd, 2011 via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 71 others
@robmanuel seen this - sheds.ws/vfUA1n #shopped 3:34 AM Nov 23rd, 2011 via TweetDeck
bizarremagazine Argh! A purple, veiny cock! Bizarre's art director @davekel poses with his 'Penetrator' dildo-bat, from @SaintsRow twitpic.com/7eglhi 4:39 AM Nov 15th, 2011 via web Retweeted by Cockaday and 3 others

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