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Need miracle cures for colds. Can not be ill for work tomorrow or will look super dodgy. Help! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@fergiies Hahaha, true dat! I'm in floods of tears, west side story just ended. Blubbering mess! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to fergiies
@ACstyles1975 Aww, how lovely! Im trying to man up so i can head back to edinburgh! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ACstyles1975
@atocher thank you! I have to work tomorrow so need to have a quick recovery! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to atocher
@fergiies can I borrow your immune system please?! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to fergiies
@ACstyles1975 that's nice. :) i'm visiting the parents. They're very unsympathetic to my illness. I want to be a kid again! :( about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ACstyles1975
@ACstyles1975 yea, not too bad, thanks. Was very busy this weekend so thats probably what's made me feel even worse! How are you? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ACstyles1975
@fergiies I'm free pretty much whenever! Well, when I'm not infectious! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to fergiies
@fergiies Haha, true. But maybe I need to cry out this cold! Actually at my mums atm. Trying to build up the strength to go home! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to fergiies
@ACstyles1975 it would seem so. I think its the constant change in weather! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ACstyles1975
@fergiies that would be lovely! :) watching west side story to cheer me up. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to fergiies
@Cookeh_Ninjah I blame indecisive weather! Was feeling much better last Sun apart from end of sniffle but appear to have regressed again. :( about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Cookeh_Ninjah
A week and a half after I get over my last cold and I'm at the peak of another one. I feel awful. :( about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@Colette111 Haha, thank'ee m'lady! :) 10:13 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to Colette111
Lol, they have a "busby" Hollywood-esque sign! hilarious! of all places. 10:12 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
@Ishtish I wouldnt be surprised if they do It here too. So funny. You just don't see that in Edinburgh! 10:10 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to Ishtish
@Cookeh_Ninjah Hehe, hope theyre going well! But not too well so you cant distinguish between them! 10:08 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to Cookeh_Ninjah
Now that's dedication to smoking If ever I saw it! 10:06 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
@madog19 I doubt it. Bloody train took forever! 10:04 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to madog19
Glasgow, i love you! Was on the phone to my mum whilst a jakey man picked up cigarette butts from around my feet. 10:03 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android

Name Little Miss Weegie
Location Edinburgh, UK
Bio Swift lippin', ego trippin' and body snatchin'. Purveyor of filth, sci-fi nerd, funk lover, cynic and Spanglish speaker. I am not in possession of a penis.