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- Sick. Again. In the summer. WTF? I'm so over it.7:12 AM Jul 11th from web
- One-legged woman in an ass-kicking contest. That's me today. *Sigh*7:21 AM Jul 10th from web
- @terancedubya Aw, hon. So very sweet. Tears were understandable. :)10:07 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to terancedubya
- @karlerikson Alas, I do not as of yet know. :) These things take time. Translation: Tell the hubs. Hubs chews for 10 days. I'll know then :)10:38 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to karlerikson
- @ReTodded Buttholes, attitudes, just everything. A lack of sleep for four straight nights will do that to me.10:08 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to ReTodded
- is on a tear.10:05 AM Jul 8th from web
- @avitable Whaddaya mean "again?" More like you turned 12 and got stuck. :)3:02 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to avitable
- Kids are on strike. Don't want to sleep. Crying instead. Somebody tell me who their union president is so I can kick him in the nuts.7:30 PM Jul 6th from web
- @snackiepoo OMFG. Personally? I think they're scary. The beehive is back! Run for the pageant hills! GAH!5:35 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to snackiepoo
- Seriously. I'm already responsible for myself and three kids. I have to be responsible for you, too? You're an adult. Give me a break.12:12 PM Jul 6th from web
- Hewlett-Packard can kiss my ass! In particular, the HP Photosmart C7280 squatting in my kitchen and NOT PRINTING!! GAH!!!!!8:00 AM Jul 5th from web
- @hellohahanarf Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Becky! Happy Birthday to you! Much love, darlin'!6:58 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to hellohahanarf
- It only took me nine years, but I finally have curtains for my dining room! Don't ever hire me to decorate your house. :)2:43 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @Savyart Dude. Wow. I'm so sorry. Family showdowns are the worst. I'm hugging you from afar.4:43 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to Savyart
- @Savyart Oh, that ain't right. I'll help you with the smackdown!1:53 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to Savyart
- @Blogography And I hope you're saying it a la Dr. Evil: "FIVE HUNDRED MILLLLION DOLLARS! MWHA-HA-HA-HA!"11:40 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to Blogography
- Which TV shows are aliens watching? http://bit.ly/nTdk311:21 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @MommyCosm I wish we could trade for a few days. My dogwood trees are dying. We could road trip and trade houses! :)7:11 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to MommyCosm
- Me: Do you WANT me to end up wearing a straight jacket in a padded cell? J-man: Yesh.10:32 AM Jul 1st from web
- @bubblewench @hellohahanarf Oh, I can cook. It's just that I'm not good with experimentation. So, if the recipe sucks, then my dish sucks.2:57 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to bubblewench
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