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  1. Sick. Again. In the summer. WTF? I'm so over it.
  2. One-legged woman in an ass-kicking contest. That's me today. *Sigh*
  3. @terancedubya Aw, hon. So very sweet. Tears were understandable. :)
  4. @karlerikson Alas, I do not as of yet know. :) These things take time. Translation: Tell the hubs. Hubs chews for 10 days. I'll know then :)
  5. @ReTodded Buttholes, attitudes, just everything. A lack of sleep for four straight nights will do that to me.
  6. is on a tear.
  7. @avitable Whaddaya mean "again?" More like you turned 12 and got stuck. :)
  8. Kids are on strike. Don't want to sleep. Crying instead. Somebody tell me who their union president is so I can kick him in the nuts.
  9. @snackiepoo OMFG. Personally? I think they're scary. The beehive is back! Run for the pageant hills! GAH!
  10. Seriously. I'm already responsible for myself and three kids. I have to be responsible for you, too? You're an adult. Give me a break.
  11. Hewlett-Packard can kiss my ass! In particular, the HP Photosmart C7280 squatting in my kitchen and NOT PRINTING!! GAH!!!!!
  12. @hellohahanarf Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Becky! Happy Birthday to you! Much love, darlin'!
  13. It only took me nine years, but I finally have curtains for my dining room! Don't ever hire me to decorate your house. :)
  14. @Savyart Dude. Wow. I'm so sorry. Family showdowns are the worst. I'm hugging you from afar.
  15. @Savyart Oh, that ain't right. I'll help you with the smackdown!
  16. @Blogography And I hope you're saying it a la Dr. Evil: "FIVE HUNDRED MILLLLION DOLLARS! MWHA-HA-HA-HA!"
  17. Which TV shows are aliens watching? http://bit.ly/nTdk3
  18. @MommyCosm I wish we could trade for a few days. My dogwood trees are dying. We could road trip and trade houses! :)
  19. Me: Do you WANT me to end up wearing a straight jacket in a padded cell? J-man: Yesh.
  20. @bubblewench @hellohahanarf Oh, I can cook. It's just that I'm not good with experimentation. So, if the recipe sucks, then my dish sucks.