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  1. @fizzyduck What's a dalek?
  2. Still just have basic cable at the house. Makes for a pretty lame sick day.
  3. I just learned the Mandarin Chinese Alphabet song. It takes 6 weeks to sing.
  4. RT @TolbertReport Huckabee Leaning Against a 2012 Presidential Run http://bit.ly/7r8BZs/ | It will probably be unable to support his weight.
  5. RT @Linc4Justice: Blogged: eHarmony needs to be declared a terrorist state and eradicated from existence. http://bit.ly/6rGUfK
  6. Had a few college friends over tonight. Everyone's already left. Things are very different now.
  7. RT @filmutopia: I'm not a person. I'm Turing Test... let me tell you a gag "0001100001111 0001 111111 01" ... it's the "01" that just cr ...
  8. @NatashaYi You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind...
  9. @cottonr You should sell your designs to your Aussie/Kiwi friends
  10. RT @unmarketing: I'm gonna change my nickname to "Chewbacca of Twitter" Always yelling stuff that no one understands. With less hair
  11. Drinking a 40 of Colt 45. Gag gift from housewarming, I need the fridge space.
  12. The invisible man married the invisible woman, and their kids aren't much to look at.
  13. It's always darkest before dawn. Good time to steal your neighbor's newspaper.
  14. The pen is mightier than the sword, and easier to accidentally wash.
  15. And yes, I know how to spell popular. I just don't know how to be that way.
  16. Contrary to popukar belief, I wasn't the class clown. I was the class trapeze artist.
  17. Those who live by the dword get shot by those who don't
  18. I had to catch a train, so I got a really big mitt.
  19. When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English"?
  20. @pstrack one time I had a doorknob come off in my hand...I was scared to go to the bathroom later