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  1. @ESPN_Michelle @SportsNation What don't you like about the ending of The Departed? 1:37 PM Dec 9th from web
  2. I'm having trouble finding the words for a news story. I can't articulate my feelings beyond "Holy fucking shit!" http://tinyurl.com/y95lhdw 12:02 PM Dec 4th from web
  3. Steven Seagal is a real life fucking cop! That is so awesome. This should have been a TV show years ago. 1:29 PM Nov 30th from web
  4. I've never been more excited to see a TV show than I am for Steven Seagal Lawman. I got giddy during the promo. http://tinyurl.com/obbkd8 1:27 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. Liquid breakfast? My mom said that, if your date had a liquid breakfast, she doesn't want to hear about it. Get it? It's a cum joke. 10:54 AM Nov 28th from txt
  6. @kbruce Guy in jeans! Guy in jeans! I think we saw you on TV. Exciting start to the game, right? 9:11 AM Nov 28th from txt
  7. Nothng gets me into that Thanksgiving spirit faster than getting into a fight with 2 homeless guys before breakfast - just like the Pilgrims 5:01 AM Nov 26th from txt
  8. Man in front of me at the post office is upset that they (they being the post office) don't know Bo's address. 2:27 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  9. Either my roommate watching a movie or he just got shot. 4:10 PM Nov 15th from txt
  10. @briancline I'm always wonder if I'm being followed. I'll alter my route and double back Woodward style just to make sure that I'm not. 9:54 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to briancline
  11. What's happening on Daniel Island? Just saw 5 firetucks (1 from Mt P & 4 from N Chas) racing towards Daniel Is. Anyone know what's going on? 4:10 PM Nov 8th from txt
  12. Jazz, Fast Food and Lawsuits: Things that are distinctly American. - The patriot in me hopes he wins his lawsuit. http://tinyurl.com/yzbovfg 10:17 PM Nov 5th from web
  13. @robhuebel so you want underwear you can mess up? I believe what you're thinking of is called a diaper. 2:19 PM Nov 4th from txt
  14. @BTDB I think you're right. She was a bag of douche. James, good luck in your efforts to bring light to this BTDB problem. 9:57 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to BTDB
  15. Just had a brief conversation with a woman at the grocery store. It ended when I realized she was on a Bluetooth and hadn't even noticed me. 8:21 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  16. CBS Florida/Georgia game: Gary Danielson "2 Years ago Tebow came in with a wounded shoulder." Wounded? Was he shot or in a sword fight? 11:42 AM Oct 31st from txt
  17. CBS Florida/Georgia game: Vern's face looks likes going to blow up. And Gary Danielson has a ton of make-up. 11:35 AM Oct 31st from txt
  18. @kbruce So did you stick a photo of Doug on my boxers? I don't recognize him but I think it's Doug. If so that was hilarious. Nicely done. 7:25 AM Oct 31st from txt
  19. Lady walking through the ghetto with her toddler. There should be a cutoff time for that activity. Definitely before 1:00am. 9:01 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. Cris Collingsworth just said "270 pounds of man through the hole." I giggled. Sure that makes me a pervert, but he's the one who said it. 7:09 PM Oct 25th from txt