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cmorelock

  1. Replacing my toilet seat has made it dawn on me that maybe making screws out of plastic is a BAD FUCKING IDEA.
  2. @anthony_perez @DecBnB I guess you didn't call loud enough.
  3. @scottEweinberg Naw I'd turn it into the Westeros equivalent of a Bob Hope-Bing Crosby Road To flick.
  4. @anthony_perez @DecBnB You know if you had called instead of sending a text I might have woken up.
  5. Jesus christ, I slept until 3:45 today. May be falling apart here.
  6. I think my favorite word borrowed from Spanish is arroyo. Sounds a lot better than "dried up wash".
  7. I've had Saints Row the third for two days and have clocked in 24 hours playing it. Wow. Not quite New Vegas' record, but still. DAMN.
  8. Kind of surprised Math Blaster hasn't been turned into a cover-based shooter yet.
  9. FIND THE HALFLINGS! FIND THE HALFLINGS!
  10. Zooey Deschanel wouldn't be quite as adorable if she had Tone Loc's voice. Although she would be as quirky as she tries to be.
  11. Saints Row 3 could be titled "National Lampoon's Grand Theft Auto". Good National Lampoon. Animal House and Vacation era.
  12. My big problem with most sandbox games is that they lack variety. This is not a problem in Saints Row 3.
  13. Video games are sorely lacking in female Rockabilly vampire characters. One step at a time, SR3. twitter.com/cmorelock/stat…
  14. Just picked up Saints Row 3 on Steam. This is...wacky fun.
  15. Suave's pomade is all right, I guess. Doesn't have the hold of Murray's, but it has a very pleasant aroma.
  16. I think I should write a comic book called "Cross To Bear", which is about a grizzly bear who fights people with a massive crucifix.
  17. I'm not really old enough to have been part of the BBS scene, so it's cool to see what went on then. amazon.com/Commodork-Sord…
  18. If you're interested in what the internet was like before the World Wide Web, check out Commodork by Rob O'Hara. Good reading.