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  1. Correction...it's an 80 y/o woman.about 4 hours ago from txt
  2. At a bar where an 80 y/o man with an earring is having his pic taken with a male blow up doll named "pimp daddy". Awesome.about 4 hours ago from txt
  3. @stryker908 Mississippi barely qualifies. I understand the need for pictures on the sign now, however.8:45 AM Jul 14th from TwitterFon in reply to stryker908
  4. I hate training managers. They're stupid. No offense.8:44 AM Jul 14th from TwitterFon
  5. @stryker908 are you even in the US? That sign literally means nothing.7:57 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to stryker908
  6. @stryker908 use mouthwash.7:05 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to stryker908
  7. Excited to spend the fourth with Tim's fam today!10:44 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
  8. I'm always stuck watching Maury when they have DNA results...for the love of Pete...quit sleeping with so many dudes! Gross!11:57 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFon
  9. I find it funny that they conspicuously cut away from the Zumanity pole dancer, twice, on Conan.9:39 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon
  10. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson? Wow...3:57 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon
  11. One more day then VACATION!!4:18 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
  12. I've been at work for 10 minutes and i'm already bored.10:07 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
  13. The operator at work just friend requested me on facebook...THE operator....2:13 PM Jun 19th from TwitterFon
  14. Oh yeah I heard that was coming. Does it work well!?3:18 PM Jun 18th from txt
  15. @stryker908 I'm sorry....what is "teathering"?1:32 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFon in reply to stryker908
  16. @stryker908 Nate did you get the update? How does it work? How long did it take?1:31 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFon
  17. K1:21 PM Jun 18th from txt
  18. I'm about to die of boredom.1:19 PM Jun 18th from Twitterrific
  19. What are those figurines called with the realy big noses? Ceramic or clay maybe? Google is failing me!4:47 PM Jun 12th from Twitterrific
  20. Tried out psycho suzies last night...loved it....going back tonight!!9:05 AM May 30th from Twitterrific