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cmglothlin

@jessegusgus Of course you were. Ha ha ha. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to jessegusgus
@jessegusgus Oh, I thought you were talking about me. I mean, why wouldn't you be? Ha ha ha. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to jessegusgus
@jessegusgus Dude, I said I'm sorry! Also when were we dating? about 3 hours ago via web in reply to jessegusgus
I just learned I won't be getting a tax return because it'll be applied towards my student loans. Eh, whatever. It was for 2010 anyway. about 6 hours ago via web
@bobalouie I. Love. This. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to bobalouie
Congratulations to Mitt Romney for eventually winning a race where he was the only major candidate left. Obviously loved by his own party. about 7 hours ago via txt
I've been listening to philosophy podcasts for the past few days. Never before have I been so glad I turn off my brain. about 9 hours ago via web
Friend: "Let's go to Men's Warehouse and say you're getting married so I can get your suit measurements." "We don't need a backstory." "Oh." about 24 hours ago via txt
I have a hard time being intentionally mean-spirited in Twitter. That's more of a face-to-face thing anyway. 1:17 AM May 29th via web
To boyfriend: "I love talking to you. It makes me feel so happy." "What?" "I hate you." 11:50 PM May 28th via web
It's always a good sign when you look at the serving size and think "Ugh, I'm not going to eat THAT much!" 11:37 PM May 28th via txt
@MarcusVeyera That's so adorable that you think Grease is classical. xx 7:42 PM May 28th via web in reply to MarcusVeyera
@MarcusVeyera Those who haven't, apparently can't hear. 12:32 PM May 28th via web in reply to MarcusVeyera
@JPausMEdia Ah love you too. xx 1:13 AM May 28th via web in reply to JPausMEdia
@JPausMEdia So obvs, I need to get wealth first. Then we may wed. Ah, love. 1:09 AM May 28th via web in reply to JPausMEdia
@jrl215 It's a good one. I almost cried at the end. Which is unusual when I admit that I have emotions. It'll be on at like 3 AM next Sunday 1:04 AM May 28th via web in reply to jrl215
@JPausMEdia We've been together for over eleven months. Although we're not actually married. On account of his marrying for my wealth. 1:03 AM May 28th via web in reply to JPausMEdia
I could die happy if commercials stopped the "No Words With Friends on an airplane" gag FOREVER. Or live. That could work, too. 12:58 AM May 28th via web
I think I can officially say that Tiny Towers is my new Farmville. Although I may end up playing it longer just to name the new floors. 12:50 AM May 28th via web
Watching Mad Men just makes me realize how terrible the ads I see are. 10:53 PM May 27th via txt

Name Krzysztof McGloth
Location South of Seattle, WA
Bio I like being about to randomly send out texts to no one in general. It's fun to have a quick output with no real social implications