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cmelhoff

  1. Rogers and Apple: I hate one of you. Time for a trip to the Apple store tomorrow to find out which. about 8 hours ago via web
  2. @Sir__Ian Equally cheerful and fascinating reading in a similar vein: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_u… 6:16 PM May 28th via web in reply to Sir__Ian
  3. @Shanan_S So I hear. I won't tell you what it's like in Montreal. 11:54 AM May 27th via web in reply to Shanan_S
  4. Reading in the morning breeze, scented as always by the bakery up the road. I love my Montreal neighbourhood. 8:15 AM May 27th via web
  5. @theoreo I didn't get any! Stupid bad phone mojo! I'll call you today. 5:22 AM May 24th via web in reply to theoreo
  6. @Syntaxed Who could possibly? 1:28 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Syntaxed
  7. I can smell the Jewish bakery from this cafe & I'm about to do that cartoon thing where I blissfully float away, pulled along by the nose. 1:23 PM May 22nd via web
  8. @theoreo Thank you, friend! I sent you a text earlier but I think they might be vanishing into the ether. My phone may have gone rogue. 6:14 AM May 22nd via web in reply to theoreo
  9. Range Rover, Range Rover, let an overpriced luxury SUV come over! 4:53 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @nnodnar Sentenced to Starbucks--I can live with that. 2:30 PM May 18th via web in reply to nnodnar
  11. Those 10,000 turns of the stir stick at the milk and sugar counter at Starbucks are plenty, sir. No need to mix down to the atomic level. 12:49 PM May 18th via web
  12. When they closed-caption Peanuts cartoons in Mexico, do the adult characters all say "HUA HUA HUA HUA"? 5:58 PM May 17th via web
  13. @Tomelise It's true! -- youtu.be/YsCR9Y4Ymvo 12:47 PM May 17th via web in reply to Tomelise
  14. @Tomelise Och, aye. I'm there wi' ye in spirit, luv. 11:31 AM May 17th via web in reply to Tomelise
  15. @palinode Go the long way and check out Alabama, Nazareth, and London while you're at it. 11:09 AM May 17th via web in reply to palinode
  16. Anyone who says "it's the journey, not the destination" has obviously somehow never heard "Don't Stop Believin'". 10:58 AM May 17th via web
  17. @lejessica But thankfully you knew exactly where in the world you were during those seconds. 8:02 AM May 16th via web in reply to lejessica
  18. The drinks are strong enough when you can't feel a thing--not even your legs. 3:40 PM May 15th via web
  19. I want to be around you about as much whether you say "I am a social-media expert" or "I have ebola." 10:57 AM May 12th via web
  20. Life's a pretty sweet fruit, folks. RT @JJ_Ramone @ChristofurReal @cmelhoff Leonard Cohen in Saskatoon is ON! 5:31 PM May 10th via web in reply to JJ_Ramone