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cmdesrosiers

Lovely midnight shift in the rain! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@amijames Billy's pregnant? Oh, I have to send you guys a card. Finally, I knew you've been trying about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to amijames
@Saltwatertattoo I'll take that as a yes. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Saltwatertattoo
@MsAvyScott Taking your lead, I fired up the Play-Doh fun factory. I am auctioning some blue spaghetti, red star tubes and a purple worm... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Saltwatertattoo But can I get tattooed after hours in an alley near Ink and Iron and pay you in oranges, tobacco and Icelandic women? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Saltwatertattoo
@CoreyTaylorRock Take your time and come out with an album that Paul can brag about in heaven! #therewillalwaysbenine about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to CoreyTaylorRock
Or spa, massage spa would work - I'm reasonable either way :-) about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Badly in need of a hot tub #musclesdone about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@MsAvyScott @PSpinPoker @WickedJMorgan "Avy, this rag smells weird, can you tell what that is?...." about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MsAvyScott
@MsAvyScott How'd you know I call you the prize! :-) and what are you doing with Play-Doh? Or do I not want to know? ;-) about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MsAvyScott
@MsAvyScott lol, I'm not insane or stalking - lol, just showing the love. Hope your vaca is going great! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MsAvyScott
@mickeycomedy The best part about Cal is that he's a legend equally for his playing AND for the person he was and is. #No8Legend about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Jchawes Blame Grant, he left the weight of team on you! Especially that Bruni girl! Last time he said "onto the next" he meant it! Lol about 22 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Jchawes
@EveLaurence good morning Ms Laurence - early start? about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to EveLaurence
@Jchawes What about a sneeze one day after surgery on your deviated septum? #sneeze-bleed out-die (come back as zombie) about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Jchawes
@AaronGoodwin Where are you building wise? 12:16 AM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to AaronGoodwin
Whoever invented toilet paper is a billionaire. Why can't I think of shit like that? 9:21 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@kseofficial Are you guys coming through Washington, DC area anytime? Looked at Trespass tour and you're not coming anywhere near here 5:49 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Word to the wise - 4 nights in Vegas = fun......6 nights in Vegas = draft your obituary and will before you leave... 4:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@TheSexBible @brittneyskye69 The gospel according to Brittney... 4:20 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to TheSexBible

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Name Chris D
Location Washington DC
Bio Tattoo collector, music fan, art fan, street comedian

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