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  1. after one to many drinks last night..had taco bell, fried chicken, and chocolate donuts..i feel like a fat ass
  2. @StephHannah steph...just put a robe on backwards..its the same thing
  3. @mcupton i saw a really gross FUPA at sity coucil yesterday..i thought of you
  4. offcially done something i should have done a long time ago
  5. miles to go before i sleep
  6. @CatherineGailUp i bought the book today...worth every penny..and i even got it on sale!
  7. @JByars124 i believe you even added the chorus of bad romance to the plan making..and you were on board for costumes
  8. @StephHannah so true...Jesus would appreciate the lack of frizz
  9. @StephHannah almost as good as "she saved the world..a lot"..almost
  10. @StephHannah how are you getting it did?? not the kate gosselin lesbian hair cut i hope
  11. @JByars124 i cant believe you just used the word whore in your tweet..i am proud
  12. @CatherineGailUp our convo this morning, it was called "Out of this World" @JByars124 i knew you would like it..
  13. got to love the jasper xmas parade.nothing like seeing old faces and new fat asses
  14. bout to watch the christmas parade with mar mar
  15. @CatherineGailUp um yeah..didnt they give away beenie babies and pound puppies??
  16. @CatherineGailUp you might want to get that sweating checked..and you might have BO..I know those pits arent shaved
  17. @StephHannah lost takes precedence..6 years and lots of therapy..glee can be DVR'D
  18. @mcupton i thought you were referring to obesity..or someone with a large hot box complete with dottie style fupa..thats some big love
  19. @CatherineGailUp a "sext" might work..it does seem to be all the rage these days
  20. @mcupton shoulda hired J.Lo..but no olivia newton john.its sucks and is rude when people do not repsond..ive got a hatchet all ready for ya