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cmb

  1. @WritingWilkie I am seriously angry at the internet right now about 4 hours ago via Echofon in reply to WritingWilkie
  2. @stonguse salt shaker up one nostril, pepper up the other #lifehacks about 4 hours ago via Echofon in reply to stonguse
  3. @xjuliettex Let's make out. about 4 hours ago via Echofon in reply to xjuliettex
  4. FUCKING HELL I WANTED A DOG PARODY OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FUCK YOU about 4 hours ago via Echofon
  5. *crosses fingers super hard* *types MuttRomney dot com in Firefox* about 4 hours ago via Echofon
  6. I don't mean to brag or anything but until you've seen me eating a hardboiled egg in one mouthful you don't know the meaning of 'sexy' about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  7. Oh. Twitter kept going when I stopped looking at it for three days. Weird. Guess you guys are actually people? about 11 hours ago via Echofon
  8. @gneicco RT @BurgerKing Should David Beckham keep the shirt on or take it off? Think about it over a delicious Real Fruit Smoothie from BK®! 11:50 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to gneicco
  9. @stanedward Oh you Mother. Fucker. 11:48 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to stanedward
  10. @gneicco I am dead inside now, I'm taking you all down with me. 11:45 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to gneicco
  11. May I suggest working your tongue deep into the nose of an Angus cow? No? Too late. The picture is in your brain now #inceptioned 11:39 AM May 25th via Echofon
  12. Scrolling through the @BurgerKing timeline, I feel my life leaking out of my anus, one soulless tweet at a time 11:19 AM May 25th via Echofon
  13. @CriticalPax Hollywood actors will hire hit men any second now. If I get on screen everybody will see what chumps all other actors are 10:38 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to CriticalPax
  14. My strengths as an actor include range of emotions, unbearable photogenicity and that I will kiss a skull if asked. twitter.com/cmb/status/206… 10:32 AM May 25th via web
  15. *yaaaauuuwwwwwwwwwwww* Welcome to the jungle, baby *chokes to death on some poisonous leaves* 9:32 AM May 25th via Echofon
  16. @TurboGrandma @BurgerKing It's "Asp Chick Wren", which I guess is a new three-meat sandwich? 10:56 PM May 24th via Echofon in reply to TurboGrandma
  17. *is a libertarian* *sucks down a giant cock without fear of government meddling* *bleeds out in his log cabin, unmourned* #ronpaul 10:07 PM May 24th via Echofon