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cmaue

  1. Ivan and I are painting our apartment. We have both gotten paint in our eyes multiple times.
  2. @carolmertz for science! twitter.com/cmaue/status/2…
  3. @carolmertz yet another reason not to Facebook.
  4. @carolmertz people do this?
  5. @heyitsjamhands regardless of what I do, it can't be that bad again.
  6. @heyitsjamhands ah. I have a similar reaction to remembering my work in advertising.
  7. @heyitsjamhands what do you do now?
  8. @gbullard what is happening in your city?!?
  9. @romenesko @gbullard does that paper not have an editor?
  10. @abearatemyparen it's noble, really
  11. @TWCableHelp Can you help with my Internet connection? Down the 3rd time in as many weeks.
  12. Im going to live FOREVER! RT“@abearatemyparen: @cmaue Better food news: bit.ly/KEFmOI
  13. Sandwich rage
  14. @abearatemyparen god dammit Siri. I don't have time to check the spelling of what I dictate to you.
  15. @abearatemyparen I think even being aware of the situation and caroming makes me a douchebag. So, thanks for that.
  16. @abearatemyparen gawker.com/5827685/stop-e…
  17. @abearatemyparen does this mean I have to stop eating at the meatball shop? They have good drinks.