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cmaue

  1. Ivan and I are painting our apartment. We have both gotten paint in our eyes multiple times. 5:24 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @carolmertz for science! twitter.com/cmaue/status/2… 2:45 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carolmertz
  3. @carolmertz yet another reason not to Facebook. 4:23 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carolmertz
  4. @carolmertz people do this? 4:17 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carolmertz
  5. @heyitsjamhands regardless of what I do, it can't be that bad again. 1:26 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to heyitsjamhands
  6. @heyitsjamhands ah. I have a similar reaction to remembering my work in advertising. 1:13 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to heyitsjamhands
  7. @heyitsjamhands what do you do now? 1:11 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to heyitsjamhands
  8. @gbullard what is happening in your city?!? 11:30 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gbullard
  9. @romenesko @gbullard does that paper not have an editor? 8:37 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to romenesko
  10. @abearatemyparen it's noble, really 8:32 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abearatemyparen
  11. @TWCableHelp Can you help with my Internet connection? Down the 3rd time in as many weeks. 8:09 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Im going to live FOREVER! RT“@abearatemyparen: @cmaue Better food news: bit.ly/KEFmOI” 1:06 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Sandwich rage 2:22 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @abearatemyparen god dammit Siri. I don't have time to check the spelling of what I dictate to you. 6:28 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abearatemyparen
  15. @abearatemyparen I think even being aware of the situation and caroming makes me a douchebag. So, thanks for that. 6:16 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abearatemyparen
  16. @abearatemyparen gawker.com/5827685/stop-e… 4:36 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abearatemyparen
  17. @abearatemyparen does this mean I have to stop eating at the meatball shop? They have good drinks. 4:29 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abearatemyparen
  • Name Chris Maue
  • Location Queens, New York
  • Web http://www.chrism...
  • Bio Comics drawing person, colorist, guy who enjoys cocktails.
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