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clydesta

Skizozo If u are flying LA to South Africa in the next few days, pls can u bring my sick sister some meds. Contact @skizozo #fuckcancer about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by clydesta and 15 others
Great moments are born by great opportunity. Come on #Stormers, pull some finger, score some tries, and shut up those doubters!! about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
@lukasology What a friggin mission. Still, it's a whole lot cheaper than taking the car in! about 17 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to lukasology
FYI, if you want to replace a headlight bulb on a Golf 5, you have to remove a front wheel. Go figure. about 18 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
@cooperc23 @JohannJoubert Vandag is ons almal vriende, maar vanaand... May the best team win! It's going to be a cracker :) about 23 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to cooperc23
Big day of chores awaits. I guess it's time to get up and pretend that I know how to do this handyman stuff. about 23 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
@GarethRosslee Couldn't agree more! The baldness of FDP is misleading. about 24 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to GarethRosslee
@LolladP I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Dammit! 1:51 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android in reply to LolladP
Just watched Case 39. It scared the shit out of me. 1:39 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
I'm not a big horror movie fan, but I like the beginning parts, where everyone has a perfect life. 1:35 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
@Mitxcoac Have a good trip tomorrow! Play some nice tunes and enjoy the ride :) 8:46 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to Mitxcoac
@Sandra_Coco Shoosh! I'm still recovering from last night's caramel vodkas... 8:46 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to Sandra_Coco
@Sandra_Coco Nice! Make the most of it :) 8:11 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to Sandra_Coco
@PhilFrick I sometimes read those mails just to laugh at the insanely bad grammar and spelling! :D 8:02 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to PhilFrick
I really should peruse my junkmail folder on gmail more often. I could have retired years ago with my UK lottery winnings. 7:55 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@The_Quirk People who walk long distances in the sun, carrying a sack of mielie-meal on their head, they never cease to amaize me... 7:40 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to The_Quirk
Talking to yourself: it's not all it's cracked up to be. 6:52 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
Microsoft Outlook doesn't like the word 'flight', as in "Did you have a good flight home?". It suggests I replace it with 'fight'. WTF? 5:31 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
"I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO" - The Giant Poster of Insults (not for sensitive viewers): yfrog.com/nyrobwxj 3:06 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@Haas82008 Can't wait for the internationals to start! I see you've joined the Bokke4eva pool, shweet. 3:00 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to Haas82008

Name Clyde Campbell
Location Cape Town
Web http://clydesta.com
Bio Passionate sports fan (even at the worst of times), proud South African. I take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.