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clvrmnky

@Catriona_Rae – perfectly safe. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to Catriona_Rae
Argh. The tyranny of LinkIn is having to respond to recruiters! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
I could do stuff this evening. I'm probably going to have drink and stare at the internets. 1 step away from falling asleep in the recliner. 3:36 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac
flying_squirrel Come for the muffins, stay for software freedom! I'll be at Misty Mountain tonight for Ubuntu Hour loco.ubuntu.com/events/ubuntu-… I'll have 12.04 CDs! 2:01 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by clvrmnky and 2 others
Typical. Canned #Windows backup/restore service can't actually "manage" backup disk space when you say "manage disk space". 7:00 AM May 31st via web
12 inch remix of #RHCP; one assumes it is wearing a single tube sock. 11:33 AM May 28th via web
Linear circuit analysis is weird. 6:05 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
steffentchr When I say that Gimme Shelter is the best song ever, I'm secretly omitting War Pigs #lameoldguy 3:36 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by clvrmnky
There. Now no one can say that I don't care about my relative humidity. 12:20 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
@dcurtis @flying_squirrel – can we shoot Instagram into space, too? 6:59 AM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to flying_squirrel
@fivemagicbeans – Dear 5MB, Thank you for your interest in our film. The three of you who went to see it are our new heroes. — MiB3 6:57 AM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to fivemagicbeans
I dunno, man. When someone announces they are going to be /extending/ #Scala I wonder when it will start to have its own gravitational pull. 5:40 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac
codinghorror So You Want to be a Programmer codinghorror.com/blog/2012/05/s… 3:06 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by clvrmnky and 71 others
lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/174… #LEGO #Vote 9:21 AM May 25th via web
@fivemagicbeans – and then there is the whole hand–washing thing! 4:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to fivemagicbeans
"So I’d like to ask George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, “dude, when are you going to close your Goddamn salad tosser?" I LOLd 4:04 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
@PhotoPuck - YOU SEE EXITS TO THE SOUTH AND WEST. THERE IS A BARISTA HERE. 12:28 PM May 23rd via web in reply to PhotoPuck
I love my job. It is rewarding and helps people. I am a trained professional, and my skills and knowledge are acknowledged and respected. 12:27 PM May 23rd via web
@PhotoPuck - 9 is penultimate. The next step is "charred remains." True story. 10:10 AM May 23rd via web in reply to PhotoPuck
@PhotoPuck - too much Queen? (Or was the other one?) 10:06 AM May 23rd via web in reply to PhotoPuck

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Bio Code monkey and culture vulture raised by television. Enterprise coder and author of a radical feminist daddy blog. Beware of salty language.