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  1. @catsp4jamas Hickory-smoked horse buttholes... FROM A CUP
  2. @catsp4jamas Different products. Splenda is chemically altered sugar, stevia is plant-derived (and tastes like horse buttholes).
  3. After one final failed attempt to watch the movie, I'm going to finally say it: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas is an abortion.
  4. @DonofScience Easy: the odds are 1/6. Each roll is an independent event.
  5. @TopHatProfessor Assuming the cats don't get tired of mice and go do something else, it would still only take 3 cats.
  6. This day off has seen me bathing in drink (not literally). I am quite toasty.
  7. @cedodson Oh man, I can't believe you remember that!
  8. Trying to figure out what to make from the bits I have in the fridge: hamburger, onion and banana. Maybe I'm just not creative enough?
  9. @rayeosunlight But you're already hot!
  10. @TopHatProfessor Is the answer fire?
  11. Experimenting with cocktail recipes tonight has made me very very drunk. Yayyyy.
  12. @catsp4jamas Damn girl, you fancy!
  13. See, #skittles? This is how you have a subversive viral ad campaign. http://tr.im/pUQG #pringles
  14. I'll admit it--this got me a little weepy. http://tr.im/pUBn
  15. It would appear that most people's way of mourning MJ's passing is to make themselves and everyone around them sick of his music forever.
  16. Movie stubs always seem like such a nice thing to hang on to. That is, until you actually find them again and realize you don't care.
  17. @BrianDunning Rosicrucians! I feel like enough has been said about the Mothman.
  18. Ashley sez: "All my friends are poop 'cuz they don't late enough to get my drunk texts from Vegas!"
  19. So drunk in Vegas. Ashley is wearing beads and drinking out of a hookah-shaped cup. Better times? Never ever.
  20. Best comic ever? http://tr.im/o55e