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clumsycrafter

@Milehimama yea it keeps going down at night but only for a few min but still! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Milehimama
You know you were in the heat too much today when you use deodorant as lipgloss. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@melissasbargain we only have meets on Saturday mornings and we are half done with our season. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to melissasbargain
@melissasbargain that's ok, my kid was basically hopping down the lane like a rabbit during breast stroke, no swimming required about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to melissasbargain
@melissasbargain yes. I saw your first meet was today! Have fun? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to melissasbargain
For the love of cotton candy. instagr.am/p/LYebrkGFGL/ about 11 hours ago via Instagram
Cone heads instagr.am/p/LX9JIiGFFs/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram
Swim meets are crazy. #ihatemykidsswimteam instagr.am/p/LXxXsUGFBm/ about 17 hours ago via Instagram
I just set my alarm for 5:50am... On a Saturday #ihatemykidsswimteam 10:19 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@havoc_to_heaven lol. yeah. she tried to tell me that I owe her a ton of money that I could never possibly pay back ?1?! I still love her. 8:10 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to havoc_to_heaven
mochadad 20 minutes left to send your song requests for Mocha Dad's Friday Night Party. Tonight's theme is "Tweeters' Choice" #mdparty 8:09 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by clumsycrafter and 1 other
Send a song request to @mochadad and he'll help rock out your friday night #mdparty 8:09 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@Mommy2TheMax well right now the room is really bad. really bad. I might need to use GPs to find my way out. 8:08 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to Mommy2TheMax
RT @mochadad: She's ready to dance her way to sleep @clumsycrafter "2 Legit 2 Quit" by Hammer tinysong.com/fuQj #mdparty I'm 2 legit! 8:07 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@mochadad thanks for cheering me up friend. Enjoy your party! night all! #mdparty 8:06 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to mochadad
@mochadad too legit to quit? #mdparty play my way out of twitter tonight. 8:03 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to mochadad
@havoc_to_heaven correct! if she ever gives me $5, I will send it your way but she probably won't. ever. 8:02 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to havoc_to_heaven
My sister bet me $5 that I couldn't use two specific words in a sentence in my blog post tonight. bit.ly/L6hLqi can you find them? 7:54 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
Tomorrow we have a swim meet from 7-2 and then the rest of the day will be spent purging and cleaning. Can you smell my excitement? #sarcasm 7:53 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@havoc_to_heaven great minds think a like! I think I'm gonna read too. 7:47 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to havoc_to_heaven

Name Bobbie Byrd
Location Houston, TX
Web http://www.clumsy...
Bio Homeschooling mom of three . Excels at gluing fingers, wiping butts, spilling paint, and being the best wife that burnt dinner. Unhappy people need not apply.