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- dreamt i had reservations at a restaurant that served musical food and edible lasers the same night as my honorary astronaut phd awarding.4:24 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
- just heard on the history channel that vikings didn't have seasonal fruit-infused craft brews. or indoor plumbing. no wonder they're dead.4:00 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
- mtv has become a catalog of tragic facial hair.8:01 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- @youngamerican can you get charlyne yi? she wrote a movie where she stars with michael cera coming out soon http://tr.im/qxR85:40 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- i like my coffee like i like my coffee jokes, stale and lukewarm.9:51 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- look for my upcoming posts on the top 100 over-designed design blogs and the 7000 unnecessarily long list-posts you'll never finish reading.7:08 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- when i grow up, i want to be bill murray.3:30 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- i may or may not have bought a handle of vodka simply to test its claim that it now comes in an unbreakable bottle.7:20 PM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
- "i tweet like sting fucks." hey @nick, put THAT in your book!7:19 PM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
- before twitter was invented i had no outlet for my metasnarky jokes about twitter. now, it's like a 24 hour orgasm.7:18 PM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
- @betheee already listed mine on eBay "SIGNED BY THE JIM RISWOLD NIKE HITLER LQQK!!!!!!"11:49 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- fantastic, of course, being relative. meaning this time i will not cry and i will not pretend to have an emergency phone call afterwards.11:51 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific
- i'm sorry i didn't get a single one of your #coolbandsmadeuncool jokes. let me make it up to you with some fantastic sex.11:49 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific
- "Your twitter avatar is like a job interview. Wear a fucking tie"11:42 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific
- bought wine in a ziploc from the new dollar store that opened where that meth lab used to be. pretty good... notes of tomato and toothpaste.10:24 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
- now to leverage my alcoholism, alienation and contempt into a career as a successful novelist. when life gives you demons, make demonade.12:38 AM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
- it is not hard to imagine that each book has character, tells a story.1:44 AM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
- airplane bottles of wine, borrowed book brown with age, reading in the cool moonlight of summer. this is romantic.1:11 AM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
- @ceoa heard of these guys? they were a potential client for school, seems like they're working on some cool stuff http://www.n2e.org/6:13 PM Jun 11th from web in reply to ceoa
- playing this omegle game, where you win by being more obtuse or obnoxious than the person you're talking to. i am winning, high score.11:15 PM Jun 9th from Twitterrific
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- Name dr. casey hall
- Location portland, or
- Web http://kingsquid.com
- Bio designer, developer, illustrator, confectioner, writer, filmmaker. ideaographer. one man internet.
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