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  1. GOD DAMN I GOTTA PUT A BURGER IN A CINNABON RIGHT NOW BECAUSE
  2. memories of texas as a child: so sad. memories of texas as an adult: so drunk.
  3. every part of texas is uniquely flat
  4. just landed in austin. this taxi allows smoking; not cigarettes, just brisket.
  5. guys i just got high on ideas
  6. just pickin up some after-halloween discount wigs
  7. girl my 1% is gonna occupy that booty no wait wait that's not right
  8. i don't care what you put after the words "tokyo gore," i'll probably watch it
  9. every barbed wire fence here is lined thick with tumbleweeds.
  10. downtown smells like deep fried pussy KNOW WHAT I MEAN FELLAS
  11. walkin by da club, ironic boardgames under arm, bitches couldn't want less to do with me
  12. there's something decidedly depressing about comedy clubs
  13. plus they're pumping something into the air here that smells plasticky and confusingly fruited, like a teenaged giyl at the mall.
  14. this hospital has a real shining vibe to it @ Wilson N. Jones Hospital http://instagr.am/p/Jc1ch/
  15. the 110+ degree heat has shut down all the bbq smokers in sherman. what's even the point of being in 110+ degree texas now!!
  16. sweatin indoors
  17. new place in sherman called lacie's bar & grill, it's slogan is "no food... no drink... PURE SEXY"???
  18. taxiing into dfw, the stewardess announces, "welcome to texas where it is currently 111 degrees, enjoy your rash and heat stroke."
  19. yeah i am just standin at a bus stop drinkun a beer, my life is pretty much a katy perry video
  20. guy gets on the bus with a vintage jacket so good it makes we just want to sit in a room and revisit decades of lost america forever