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I love the theory that events stopping the Large Hadron Collider is caused by people from the future to stop it fucking up the world.about 17 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Still have a shitload of crushed rock to shift and compact and I'm sweating like a bastard. The notion of wonderful weather is all relative.about 23 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Hot day, working in the garden, something missing ... ah yes cricket on the radio5:15 PM Nov 7thfrom TweetDeck
Because I live under a flight path I have been asked to put my top back on for "air safety reasons".7:26 PM Nov 6thfrom TweetDeck
I tweet because weeding sucks shit! OK, I'll go back out now. It's hot - oh, and thanks for all the beer garden responses, ya bastards!7:25 PM Nov 6thfrom TweetDeck
Apologies to my neighbours who can see my backyard from upstairs = I'm going topless while I work in the garden to get some colour.6:58 PM Nov 6thfrom TweetDeck
I just got called "darls" by a young shop assistant and felt cheated when she said it to the next guy.5:54 PM Nov 6thfrom TweetDeck
