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  1. If Christmas season starts the day after Thanksgiving, why don't we just move Thanksgiving back to June so we have 6 months of Christmas?
  2. My goal for today is to get all my Christmas shopping done. For 2011. Can't start too early.
  3. On my way to my gf's house to meet her parents for the 1st time and I'm 30 min late w/ a stache. I'm thankful her dad's not a gun owner.
  4. Today I'm most thankful for elastic waist bands, tryptophan, and the mass texts I get from people I haven't talked to in months.
  5. ...the game will be "duck 'n' nuts" RT @colewagoner: if Oregon beats Oreg St and plays tOSU in the Rose Bowl....finish the sentence
  6. Walter Offutt is transferring from tOSU. He will be missed. This is what I'll always remember about his time here: http://tinyurl.com/cd9pcf
  7. I think it's cute that Jason Campbell and Tony Romo got all their friends together to play Cowboys and Indians today.
  8. Excluding when you're passed out drunk, there is never a time when you're more vulnerable to a prank than when you're on the toilet.
  9. On the flight back to Columbus. Our flight attendant said his name was "Edilicious". Do what you want with this information.
  10. Fake quote from Evan that you'd think was real: "Why do I need ID to get on the plane? It's not like people don't know who I am."
  11. Fake quote from Evan that you'd think was real: "I wanna do something fun while I'm in NY. Anyone know when they tape Saturday Night Live?"
  12. Just went to Borders and skimmed through pages 139, 293, 402, and 571 of @sportsguy33 's new book. One of the best books I've ever read.
  13. Fake quote from Evan that you'd think was real: "The NY Liberty winning the East in 02 really helped the city emotionally recover from 9/11"
  14. Fake quote from Evan that you'd think was real: "I'm not playing tonight unless I get my picture taken with the Naked Cowboy first."
  15. CLUB TRIL shirts are ready! The blog has everything you need to know about how to get your hands on one. http://www.clubtrillion.com
  16. I can't figure out what New Yorkers like more: wearing Yankee hats or honking their car horns
  17. Fake quote from Evan that you'd think was real: "Y'all need to call Batman cause The Villain's about to take over Gotham City."
  18. Just got to NYC. If New York City, NY is "the city so nice they named it twice", how do you explain Oklahoma City, OK?
  19. Do my teammates keep stickers on their hats cause it's cool or cause they want to be able to return them if they don't like them?
  20. FYI: Club Tril shirts will be available in the next 3 days. All money will go to a local charity for kids with life threatening illnesses.