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  1. @kerrylouisexxx heeeey princess, follow our new twitter this one has been hacked :( http://www.twitter.com/club... lovey you xxxx
  2. Attention all deviants!! This twitter has been hacked!! So follow our new one http://www.twitter.com/club...
  3. @rachaelwilliams whaaaaat really?? They've told me my its already in the warehouse waiting to be sent out :s which model did you want??
  4. Pfft, now 02 tell me my iphone will be here within 5 working days!! Guaranteed next day delivery my arse!!
  5. Fiiiiinally my tweets are showing up. iphone arrives today!! Wooooooooo
  6. @kerrylouisexxx look out NYC!! I know this reeeeal nice Italian place in Yorkers so we're going there!! Deal?? xx
  7. @kerrylouisexxx I kinda lovey you right now. I'm so taking you on a date when you return home lover!! Italian?? xxxx
  8. is it just me or do @stoya 's oh so perfect bewbz look bigger than normal here? Maybe i've been away too long?? http://twitpic.com/5kdgs
  9. My balls look so much better without hair!!
  10. Sad news people!! Club1985 is taking a break. But never fear we WILL return!!
  11. Damned internet connection!! 300kb/s??? What the fuck is that about?
  12. "A disabled girl sat with me for an hour recently and played along with me. She was just oozing joy"
  13. Things you don't say when you're a predatory paedophile trying to defend your new career as a singing xmas elf -
  14. I might take a long lunch and catch up on Lost. I don't feel in a porno mood today......
  15. @kenistyles I left out both of our over masculine faces. People want to see babes no 2 dudes with enormo-cocks!! Milk, no sugar!!
  16. @kenistyles whaaaaat sacked? Ive been parched this entire time. Get ur ass back here and make sure you bring @stoya
  17. @kenistyles how could you do this to me? Why are you not telling @stoya how amazing I am? Your tea making duties are at risk right now!!
  18. Where should I relocate to for the summer?? Miami? LA? Rio de Janeiro? Costa Rica? Ideas pleeeeeeeease!!
  19. @kerrylouiselove are you wearing one of those super awesome blue face masks?? Don't go bringing back swine flu!! :p xxx
  20. Finally just watched the season finale of Terminator : The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Creaming as we speak in anticipation of season 3!!!