clperry71
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I guessed it carter
8:27 PM Jun 2nd
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Trimmed the big schnauzer today!! Not as dirty as it sounds
6:40 PM May 28th
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Wanna wish the best billet mom @ a happy 19th B-Day. Enjoy Stages Beach Slam then top it off at Bubbas Eatery!
8:14 AM May 24th
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I love fucking with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. "My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.""
2:06 PM May 18th
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"@: Working the boat detailing grind " tell Pam I say hi
7:05 AM May 16th
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Missing the guys!!! @ @ @ @ @ @ !
7:36 AM May 14th
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There is no one I want on the back of my scooter more then you!!! @
7:08 PM May 13th
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I met Eminem once, he was pretty awkward; His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
6:51 PM May 13th
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Rum and coke, great drink
6:49 PM May 13th
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Drunk, f ing spell check doesn't work!!!!!!!
11:46 PM Apr 28th
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Dumb f ing cabbie, or am I just that drynk
11:45 PM Apr 28th
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I almost got raped in jail... My family takes monopoly way to serious.
5:06 PM Apr 24th
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@ youre just upset cause your team is history
7:35 PM Apr 23rd
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Come on @ you know we cheer for the sens here!!!
7:28 PM Apr 23rd
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Good night @ @ I'm still awake, forget my b day!!
10:15 PM Apr 14th
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There's a kink in your hose there neighbor!
6:03 PM Apr 14th
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Just finished the last two beers thanks to @
12:57 PM Apr 14th
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@ @ @ ya tonight's the night!!! one more round rocky
7:26 AM Apr 14th
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Gonna have a beer @
4:53 PM Apr 13th
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FYI @ ... @ is so bad he can't even drive a golf ball
7:20 PM Apr 12th
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