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  1. This morning I am a) sore b) gassy c) lonely d) missing her or e) all of the above. (It's not exactly the SAT's, people.)
  2. Meanwhile, that was a F'ing waste of time. Death to @WholeFoods and all the smelly dirt worshipping hippies who love it (except Jaye)!
  3. @slackmistress Hoping you only have to do 1 of those things, ya know, TODAY. You, me, @u_m, @betheboy, we gots hangin' out to do. No dying.
  4. Don't tell anyone... (@ Whole Foods Market - World Headquarters w/ 5 others) http://bit.ly/2NtLcy
  5. ToDos, Sunday: @u_m 's shopping list, clean room, laundry, new wallet, Cowboys, hit golf balls for PT, X-mas shopping, make spaghetti sauce.
  6. I'm at Cherrywood Coffeehouse (1400 E 38 1/2 St., Austin). http://bit.ly/7ezLZz
  7. Vaquero Cocina on #Yelp: To sleep, perchance to dream ... of brisket tacos... That's what I've been doing for the l... http://bit.ly/2MW645
  8. I'm at Red House Pizzeria w/ @chimchim. http://bit.ly/3nQOxb
  9. I'm at The Highball w/ @chimchim. http://bit.ly/1TdDY2
  10. I'm at Lustre Pearl Bar w/ @chimchim. http://bit.ly/1NHC8R
  11. I just ousted @nickducoff as the mayor of Clive Bar on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/pDjMI
  12. I'm at Clive Bar (92 Rainey Street, Austin). http://bit.ly/1IvbZL
  13. These tacos, they are loco... (@ Taco Deli - Burnet in Austin) http://bit.ly/3n65I
  14. @BeTheBoy I, too, never toast Pop Tarts, never have, never will. Often, people ask why I "eat them raw." Fools, I do not suffer you lightly.
  15. @bryanjbusch "Finding a white hair is bad, but finding it in one's nose makes you feel appreciably older."
  16. Wink on #Yelp: Dear Wink, I wanted to write to thank you so much for such a lovely evening. I made a reservation (... http://bit.ly/1GLKX5
  17. RT @u_m OH: "are you telling me you had a prophetic life dump?" Yeah, I said it, but it was the title of HER toilet story...
  18. I just unlocked the "Ziggy's Wagon" badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/1UE6CE
  19. Personalized fortune cookie "A fount of creativity, always hip, consumate storyteller." Thanks, Jamie, and Happy Birthday!
  20. After FFFFest, Dinner with @u_m, who's the only woman I've ever dated who calls me "Jefe". I love it, and her. (@ Primizie Osteria)