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@mattgriffin Please tell me I can finally ditch that craptastic Cisco VPN app. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
@newburycomics Does that apply to used Blu-ray discs? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to newburycomics
I'd rather be sexting. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
Don't let my moronic innocence fool you. I'm always up to something. 1:38 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
@AudreyDuck I mean, if you want to get married, let me know. Because I could definitely use a bunch of stuff from Crate & Barrel. 1:34 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
An arky in the uke hay? What does that even mean? 6:45 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
@MeadowsLing The Internet is not a prize you want to claim. TRUST ME. 7:23 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MeadowsLing
@jimmyether The Fast Lane was anything but. Decided a fill-in-the-blank would be more interesting than complaining about toll booth traffic. 1:34 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
@MeadowsLing The Fast Lane was anything but. 35 mins to get thru tolls. If I'm not mistaken, "The butt is anything but" wins the Internet! 1:31 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
The _______ is anything but. 3:23 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck
My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch. 10:46 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
@jimmyether We both have facial hair, so which one of us is Evil Spock? 8:01 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
@jimmyether Are we the same person? 6:41 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
Oops! Bazaar Bizarre. Not Bizarre Bizarre. Sorry. It was cold in that there line. 4:44 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
Bizarre Bizarre. I'm with my peoples, yo. 12:27 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
@suehle I think '10 will see the hipster in a lined hoodie, rocking KEENs & experimenting w/ wine (accessorized w/ a knit wine bottle cozy). 9:54 AM Dec 6th from TweetDeck in reply to suehle
Wow. Having a bootylicious body has made you really presumptive. 3:38 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
@diablocody We must go to the same laundromat. There's a definite kitty litter funk happening in the middle washers. 11:03 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
50% off select prints now through year end from the people who shot my userpic. (Sorry, none of them is my userpic.) http://is.gd/57ZC5 9:42 AM Nov 30th from web
Redbones + red wine coma in 5... 4... Zzzzzzzzzzzz 3:32 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck