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closerchris

  1. Ironically, he choked on a lolipop. RT @cnnbrk: Richard Dawson, longtime host of "Family Feud," dead at 79, his son said in a statement. about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  2. Drunk Me left Sober Me two smokes on my car seat! #winning about 10 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  3. I've heard this way too much lately. #itsme RT @Fake_Dispatch: I'm thinking we should follow other people on Twitter. It's not you, it's me. about 10 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  4. @tsst1084 @leeshr21 RT @TheDailyCity: Tonight's @FoodTruckBazaar is 6-9pm in Orange City at the Kmart at 810 Saxon Blvd. about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  5. @1_Crazy_B: I need sand n palm trees to go w my malibu red n coke brunch >> I hear Everclear's "Santa Monica." Also... come home! Lol about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  6. "You're at a craft beer bar, and you're drinking Coors Light?!" "I needed water." #quotesfromlastnight about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  7. @AniAttack You should have joined us last night, you would have fit right in. #crass @reddit about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to AniAttack
  8. RT @FknVancouver: Not skinny + Skinny Jeans = Drumstick legs. about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  9. @leeshr21: Mmmmmm w/ketchup!!!! RT @closerchris: Yes, I LOVE tater tots, but not that much. >> You would have fit right in last night, lol about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  10. Yes, I LOVE tater tots, but not that much. about 19 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  11. Fuck. Really? Ya gotta play "Wish You You Here"? #pinkfloyd #her #AdaptAndOverCome about 20 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  12. RT @biggt1973: Fuck the pants! Let's Donald Duck it today. @tsst1084 >> The correct term is "Porky Pig," thank you. #LooneyTunes>Disney 9:52 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
  13. @leeshr21: Do I look like I've ever been hungry a day in my life!?! #ThingsMikeOwensSays >> Duh, you always get fed in jail. #toosoon? 9:02 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
  14. @BobCostasNBC If a game you're broadcasting goes into late innings without a pitcher allowing a hit, do you mention it? 9:32 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
  15. @Buck So, if you're broadcasting a game, and a pitcher goes into late innings without allowing a hit, do you mention it? 9:28 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
  • Name Chris O
  • Location Orlando, Florida
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio Whatever I was, I'm not that now. My life is in flux. This is the dribble and drabble of the crumbs of my life.
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