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didn't get the place. alert to anyone who needs to move to chicago: mychicagoapartment.com TOTALLY SUCKS.about 3 hours agofrom web
fuck fuck fuck my fucked up bike tire! I have places to be six minutes ago!about 7 hours agofrom web
@kidonthesquare I'm with you, and I hate to be this guy, but it would never pass. nobody wants to cut jobs these days, even evil jobs.about 7 hours agofrom web
@mattbaker just saw your job q from the other day. sorta: my boss is working on it, and I found a gig that will last till feb at least.about 24 hours agofrom web
Official 2009 summer indulgence read: steven king's the stand. it was song of ice and fire last year.8:16 PM Jul 14thfrom txt
following sotomayor's confirmation hearing makes me really glad nobody needs to confirm anything about me.7:35 AM Jul 14thfrom txt
so now I might not get the apartment because I owe my doctor money. how are people who have ever been poor ever expected to stop being poor?6:37 AM Jul 14thfrom web
Nothing like showing up to work 15 minutes late with bike grease on your face. thanks, flat tire.7:49 AM Jul 13thfrom txt
What reason would a womens locker room have for smelling like sausage? ugh.4:56 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
@In_The_AIRyn I saw two pigeons cross at the crosswalk by work the other day and started laughing and everyone else thought I was crazy.2:22 PM Jul 12thfrom web
@neferkatie bums. how long are you here? we should have lunch or something. also I'll be having an apartmentwarming soonish.7:55 PM Jul 11thfrom web