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  1. An accident has El Camino backed up like a video ho from Redwood City through Menlo Park. And you didn't think it could get any slower.
  2. Man, how do all you people with the best friends in the world do it? My friends are only so-so, and I would like to do a little better.
  3. @marcia_lee My presentation or the ass-crack viewage? Both were stressful yet oddly comforting. The latter was perhaps more educational.
  4. @drasterling You are so quick to respond.
  5. The great part of going to a world-class university is accidentally seeing famous professors' butt-cracks when walking behind them at lunch.
  6. I am currently reading a paper by Wilhelm Fucks. No joke. http://www.jstor.org/stable/2332470
  7. I'm not really sure how this happened, but somehow I found myself expecting my laptop to weigh less after I deleted all the files on it.
  8. Clubbing with seals. We've been spending most our lives living in a pinniped's paradise.
  9. Wow, I had no idea that the vocalist for The Dead Weather is Alison Mosshart of Discount. What a reincarnation.
  10. @drasterling More concerned with style than grammar, but you'll enjoy it anyway: http://htmlgiant.com/?p=19945 I only got 5 out of 10.
  11. I have spent the entire day within a 20-foot radius of my current latitude and longitude. I am sedentary. I am modern. I am champion.
  12. The American flag in the music video for 'Party in the U.S.A.' only has 33 stars on it.
  13. 'I love this song! I made up a new version called "Party at KFC!"' - comment on a page for the lyrics to Miley Cyrus' 'Party in the U.S.A.'
  14. RT @nerdbound: kevin smith talks about twilight: amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaTq95CYqCw
  15. @drasterling OH DEAR.
  16. @nicolehe http://wikitravel.org/en/Budapest
  17. SNOOP DOGG ON YOUR GPS. 'Sharp left...so fly! Bear left...yee, just like that.' http://bit.ly/5Q0p5J
  18. @marcia_lee That sounds awesome. How do I get in on these things?
  19. The fact that I manage to pass my problem sets is strong evidence for the Chinese Room argument.
  20. STOP WRITING STATUS UPDATES IN THE "DEAR ENTITY-THAT-DOESN'T-CARE-ABOUT-ME-AND-WILL-NEVER-RESPOND" FORMAT AUGHHHHHH