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  1. Velly funny. Walk down endless boarding tunnel at CPT airport, only to descend final side steps to get on to a bus. Gotta love SA! about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. #BritishAirways a pain. Same 3 items luggage, biz class, as trip down - they want to charge extra because 'only allowed 2'. Huh? Avoid. about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  3. RT @aidencholes: @ErikMVermeulen @clivesimpkins you guys have been waiting long enough now ...you bunch of old fogies ;) [I can now exhale!] about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @dunneedelstein Congrats to you and @debbyedelstein on 20 years together. We know of course that you pay her a retainer to stay with you.;-) about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to dunneedelstein
  5. Good morning Moeder/Slaapstad on the full moon day. Remember to keep your barometer and thermometer set for 'nice to guests'. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @mcleodd re ABSA's website banking for mobile: You can't access Standard Internet Banking from phone either. Dunno how it differentiates. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mcleodd
  7. No specs - and two wall-mounted containers in shower. Not sure if I bathed the bod with shampoo or liquid soap. ;-) about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @Marcel_Perform Got in an hour ago to do some intensive all-day coaching for client tomorrow - then straight out again. No rest for wicked! about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Marcel_Perform
  9. Incredible full moon in CT. Looks like it's a metre across and a glowering yellow colour. God been messing with Her paintpots again? #fb about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. RT @Craigrodney: Never realized my scooter was such a pussy magnet http://twitpic.com/ru1fl (wicked mon!) 7:55 AM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
  11. @barriebramley Belated happy birfday Barrie! You're still young enough to be my son, so none of that 'ballie' stuff. Capish? 7:53 AM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to barriebramley
  12. RT @heinkoen: Croc spotted in Hartebeespoortdam! http://post.ly/DwVa [Oooooh so cute! - not Hein - I mean the Crock ;-)] 7:50 AM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
  13. @shapshak Creative Procrastination can be a default because we write or perform best under pressure. Not a bad thing. 7:44 AM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to shapshak
  14. @DazMSmith It's full moon Smurf and tuned in peeps will feel exhausted, vulnerable and probably be unable to sleep well. 7:33 AM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to DazMSmith
  15. @debbyedelstein Why not OK for dogs to be using your bedroom for races? It's the canine equivalent of fast-tracking. 7:22 AM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to debbyedelstein
  16. Intelligent move in the lounge at ORT. Bravo Bidair. http://twitpic.com/ru6h3 #fb 7:11 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  17. @KerryHaggard Oh God. I should have realised that. Africa has warmed our gene pool and made us nicer. ;-) 6:51 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to KerryHaggard
  18. Why do British Airways staff seem to have ingrained 'you're interrupting my day' air about them? Each time I fly 'em I'm reminded to avoid. 6:43 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  19. @innov8ive Ha ha! Shrieks of merriment. I meant safety pin 3 duvet corners with elastic bands to prevent tearing. *Not* the kid. LOL! 6:41 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to innov8ive
  20. @innov8ive re keeping the kiddy duvet et al in position: elastic bands and big safety pins to hold 3 corners in (flexible) place? ;-) 10:56 PM Dec 1st from UberTwitter in reply to innov8ive
  • Name Clive Simpkins
  • Location Johannesburg South Africa
  • Web http://www.clives...
  • Bio Marketing and communications strategist, speaker, author, coach
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