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Please vote for my sister's entry in this photo competition - bit.ly/LdsPBH - thanks about 3 hours ago via Tweet Button
@KeithHumphreys no probs - hope the last part of your journey went ok. 5:21 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPad in reply to KeithHumphreys
@mkrigsman but how to measure true ROI? If other variables, need causality... 5:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mkrigsman
@eodhuba it's fraud if the banks involved over sold it and then profited from selling shares they had on launch 5:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to eodhuba
@RPMol Is someone waiting outside ready to kidnap you? 4:05 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to RPMol
@rupertg with one minute to go - happy birthday.... 3:59 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to rupertg
@Stelow @phassey Wonder why I expected that? :-) 3:56 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to Stelow
@Stelow @PHassey I think we're on to something here. 60/20/20 share in the profits? 3:53 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to Stelow
@PHassey And then complain about immigrants. 3:49 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to PHassey
Decided to launch a UK version of Angry Birds - Slightly Narked Avians. They all queue up and tut at the pigs... 3:44 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
Scott Mcneally on stage playing "Who wants to be a storage millionaire" at #EMCWorld 3:38 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@PHassey that's cos SAP had HANA to redesign itself around. What has HP got? 3:35 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to PHassey
Don't confuse the wisdom of the crowd with the screaming of the mob #EMCWorld 3:32 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@insidebooks 3 out of 4 grandparents, both parents, father-in-law in secure home and mother-in-law refusing to accept she has it. Stressful 3:25 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to insidebooks
@merv Me? Never. :-) 3:24 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to merv
@Stelow "You are homeless and on benefits. Newky Brown is on special offer just for you" 3:22 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to Stelow
@insidebooks It is the most distressing and demeaning problem not only for the person, but for the close family as well. I sympathise... 3:19 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to insidebooks
@merv Laugh? I nearly wet myself... 3:14 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to merv
@markhillary No - hope for 2 terms, then run away and then blame the new incumbent, refuse to accept that it's the global economy.... 3:13 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to markhillary
@markhillary doing something after being elected - other than blaming the previous government, or global conditions, or the phase of moon 3:07 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to markhillary

Name Clive Longbottom
Location Reading, UK
Web http://www.quocir...
Bio Analyst at Quocirca, thinker, loose-linked idea joiner, soap-box for bringing IT into the business