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  1. RT @diariolaprensa: Más de mil detenidos durante toque de queda http://bit.ly/kgiwh #Honduras #crisishn
  2. la comida sabe taaaaan bien :)
  3. ahora a comer, nos vemos
  4. esto y mas: www.chucknorrisfacts.com no he parado de reirme todo el dia :D
  5. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
  6. Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
  7. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
  8. Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
  9. Chuck Norris once lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
  10. Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
  11. Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
  12. Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
  13. Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
  14. Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
  15. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
  16. RT They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. :D
  17. RT Chuck Norris does not love Raymond. :D
  18. RT Chuck Norris wipes his sweat with yellow towels and sells them as shamwow
  19. RT Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  20. RT When Chuck Norris sang in FAUST the devil made a deal with him. And lost.