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  1. is on hiatus until Clint can find something besides white trash.
  2. is just as apathetic as Clint is about finding me a new cave somewhere. Would rather wallow in memories and hope there's a twat fairy.
  3. is ready to be patronized with "it's so big"'s.
  4. is pointing at you.
  5. is conspiring with two nuts about how to bust out.
  6. is so glad he's running out of clean underwear tomorrow. freedom. hell yeah.
  7. hates these tight jeans and hopes clint doesn't get too drunk before she gets home because i need to seed tonight.
  8. is self-thrusting.
  9. smelled pepperjack cheese, but only got a squeeze.
  10. always wins when it gets beat.
  11. is gonna start sleeping in baseball gloves soon if no satisfaction is given.
  12. wants to graze against anything besides clint's hand before the day ends. plush toys.....fingers crossed.
  13. is so glad Clint's feeding me a pop tart. mmmm strawberry and i frosted it myself.
  14. advised Clint to wear looser jeans.
  15. wanted a sister, but hermaphrodite is such an ugly word.
  16. is hungry for pixie sticks and smoked salmon. of course, i love fish. i'm a dick.
  17. is wondering what's on tv tonight BESIDES after work porn.
  18. is wishing he'd stop drying these jeans on high heat.
  19. is wearing a condom just to keep warm.
  20. wonders if it were any bigger, could it run for political office, then concurs with its nuts that, yes, yes it can.