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  1. "Virgil. They just call me Virgil. Sometimes Virge, or V for short." #1stdraftmovielines
  2. In that case, I suppose your simile is apt. Nevermind.
  3. Unless you know of a rabid, narcissistic fox caught in an Alaskan bear trap who chewed his own foot off, deluded that it would grow back.
  4. Can we just stop with "crazy like a fox"? She's "crazy" like "that guy downtown dressed in bubblewrap who screams at the mailbox all day."
  5. Tonight at 8 on Hallmark Channel: "Marco Polo". Worst spectator sport ever?
  6. Question of the Day: If a shoe falls in Alaska when the national press is on holiday, how long does it take for the other shoe to fall?
  7. listening to "Dark Night of the Soul" and catching up on office paperwork
  8. I keep hearing about "death in threes". The real number is really about 155,000 per day. You just knew three of their names. #deathtrifecta
  9. @labanjohnson go to www.smart.fm lots of chinese lessons, in easy to learn format.
  10. @hotdogsladies Thanks for the earworm. That one's gonna be with me all day.
  11. "Less worse" is the new "better than expected."
  12. just got 400% of the RDA for burrito and 1200% of the RDA for electronic disco trance music. Thanks, Chipotle!
  13. RT @lnewcomer Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party http://vimeo.com/4505537 very cool
  14. RT @JoeTrippi @TEDchris The secret of happiness: find something more important than you are and dedicate your life to it. Dan Dennett #TWISI
  15. Curveball's break is optical illusion. I don't understand how this works, but it's awesome to look at. http://bit.ly/EUsld
  16. so I hear @rhettmiller is on the _30 Rock_ finale tonight. What next, NBC, are you going to put chocolate in my peanut butter?
  17. jury duty today.
  18. Negotiating with car dealers and insurers at the same time is hard. Went out to get a Ford Escape, ended up with a Nash Equilibrium.
  19. RT @gtdguy What many of us most procrastinate about is allowing ourselves to do what we truly enjoy. Too true.
  20. @JoeTrippi Recession songs (too late?) "Fred Jones, Part 2" Ben Folds; "High Speed" Coldplay; "The Factory" Warren Zevon #recessionsongs