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Cliffalus

  1. I'm not interested in anything I have to say. about 2 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  2. You can't tell from my Twitter picture. But I'm black. about 3 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  3. I'd have a baby if I hated sleep, freedom, and the pursuit of a real career. about 3 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  4. Wheelchair people <--- legitimate fear about 3 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  5. There's a mosquito in my house. There's also a burglar. I'm hoping the mosquito bites the burglar so he'll go away. about 3 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  6. Yope! That's my word for when I mean 'yes' and 'no' at the same time. about 3 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  7. The smaller the penis, the better. Not one woman will RT this. about 4 hours ago via web
  8. @Hey_Marnold Rock n' roll little lady! about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Hey_Marnold
  9. You can't be fake-British forever, Clive Owen. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  10. I'm coughing up a lung. Oh great. I just sneezed out a kidney. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  11. When I was six years old I put marble in my pee hole. It's still there. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  12. I'm willing to sacrifice my balcony for the world's coolest hammock. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  13. My wife has this teets of a god/goose. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  14. A man knocked at my door and now I believe his religion. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  15. Just had a drink in Little Germany. I remember when it used to be Little Denmark. about 7 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  16. If you want a baby than you're as stupid as a baby. about 10 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  17. You know what's a good way to make someone seem like a child molester? A bumper sticker on their car that says, "I'm not a child molester." about 10 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  18. Most of my followers have stomped their own poo down a shower drain at least once. about 10 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  19. And now, time for THE LEGEND OF TWO-BEARD! "Well, my balls were just jealous of my chin. That's all." THE LEGEND OF TWO-BEARD about 10 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  • Name Clifford Myers
  • Location Canada
  • Web http://www.cliffo...
  • Bio You're allowed to be homeless as long as you don't pee on things. If you're rich enough, you can piss on whatever you want. http://favstar.fm/users/Cliffalus
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