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Cliff

  1. Just spoke to my train company about Olympics travel. It is going to be chaos. No extra trains, or longer trains, for 20,000 more people.
  2. @TheRealSharry prince Charles's farm shop in Windsor is also flying it upside down.
  3. Get your flags the right way up please? Windsor Castle farm shop is flying theirs the wrong way up at the weekend.
  4. Man next to me on the train is reading my website. Never had that before. Hm.
  5. @Wzzy Zackly. Then used against the armies nonetheless.
  6. What's more poetic and romantically awesome than a former gun company that now makes pencil sharpeners? penciltalk.org/2012/05/el-cas…
  7. @wwwdotandrew No, she met me at the front door with a piece of paper in her hand and said "Don't be angry..." I was actually relieved.
  8. You know what? I'm going to run another half marathon this year. Darling wife had entered me into another one. 1:49 to beat!
  9. @MelanieHick Like the pug part. Can supply pictures
  10. @SW_Trains will do. Many thanks.
  11. @SW_Trains Quick question about my non-working season ticket. Can I get it replaced by post or any SWT station inc Waterloo?
  12. The Sainsbury's van in the street has so much branding on it, I think they are delivering my neighbors the Olympics.
  13. Mavis *Whatevs*
  14. The "Piaf" in Edith Piaf sounds derisory to me. *piaf*
  15. 8.5 miles run in high heat. Would rather do 15 in -10C than 6 in this. Urgh.
  16. @thisismattball Very good. Oh, and FYI Macedonia.
  17. @sam_burnett I think you're missing out. That's the game.
  18. @sam_burnett But Monaco is the Sophia Lauren of Grands Prix. You *said* that. *You* did.