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  1. Can't wait till my ukulele arrives.
  2. Hey, ants, I hope you die and go to Ant Hell, where they have fake sugar cubes, boots fall from the sky, and they play Celine Dion on repeat
  3. @Mickipedia Seconded. I want a Wawa near my house for Christmas.
  4. RT @lipstattoo: Lipstattoo's blog, stupid (yet funny) things I did as a child http://lipstattoo.wordpress.com <<--- awesome and hysterical.
  5. @NSSteph So if you don't get to go, are you Hitchcockblocked?
  6. I don't think Scooby Doo's family tree forks. It's like one of those twisty circus trees. http://is.gd/5yZaG
  7. @ATVI_Bernard Activision Assist is on Twitter at http://ow.ly/OEId. Follow&RT for a chance to win CoD Classic. Details http://ow.ly/OF3Z
  8. It's not Christmas time without hearing this song. ♫ http://blip.fm/~i80bn
  9. @scottEweinberg Preach on, brother.
  10. @daikaijutoo I LOL'd for reals.
  11. Why is the accepted term "froyo" and not "frogurt?"
  12. @gerryconway No rides on the Piece Train, huh? :)
  13. @inkyhack I need to lose weight to fit in mine.
  14. @inkyhack Even funnier, there's a song called "Sally Brown." Go figure.
  15. @inkyhack Sally looks like she's skanking to a ska song.
  16. RT @SaturdayMorning: A Complete Guide to the Dances of A Charlie Brown Christmas - complete with animated GIFs - http://bit.ly/7RNAZW
  17. @kingbry7 What'dja get me? :D
  18. @alyankovic If you were a Popsicle, what flavor would you be and why?
  19. Holy crap. Darth Vader has the blues: http://is.gd/5xBNA
  20. Man alive, Cheez-Its are way too good. OM NOM NOM NOM