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- Internet, do me a favour: Wish my girlfriend @printartist a happy 23rd birthday. It's the least she deserves for putting up with me.about 10 hours ago from Birdhouse
- If there's anything I hate more than people who take their ball and flounce home, it's ones who don't even have the conviction to stay gone.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
- Drunk. Watching that one Will Ferrell movie. You know. The one where he plays a shouting man-child.about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
- If we know anything about the Founding Fathers, it's their unwavering belief in the power of impotent whining on Twitter. #tcot3:54 PM Jul 4th from Birdhouse
- I want to get back into Ennio Morricone film scores. (I was a fan in high school.) Where should I start?12:58 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- New criteria for following someone on Twitter: Do you seem like an actual human being and not a soulless joke machine?12:53 AM Jul 4th from Birdhouse
- @Mandalynn17 If that doesn't sound like a plan for a successful singles club, I don't know what does.12:45 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to Mandalynn17
- @britl Can't settle in with a cup of tea and the 15" laptop as easy as with a battered paperback, though.12:08 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to britl
- I HAVE NO UNREAD IAN RANKIN NOVELS IN THE HOUSE THIS IS A SERIOUS EMERGENCY YOU GUYS WHY ISN'T THERE A 24-HOUR USED BOOKSTORE IN THIS TOWN12:02 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- The best thing about making jokes like http://bit.ly/d-ak -- the @replies from people too dim to realize I'm joking.3:58 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFox
- My iPhone's been crashing constantly. I'd hate to un-jailbreak (esp. since I just fixed StatusNotifier), but this is ridicu1:31 PM Jul 3rd from Birdfeed
- RT @foxnews Democrat Sarah Palin to resign as Governor of Alaska.12:52 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- We won't have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore. :(12:37 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Nice to meet you. I'm the intersection of people who have an "LCARS" del.icio.us tag and who've ever touched a boob.11:02 AM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
- I just found out on textsfromlastnight.com that one of the Jonas Brothers got engaged. That, right there, tells you a lot about me.1:43 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @indefensible Don't hate the player. Hate the gamelan player.7:39 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterFox in reply to indefensible
- ""Picking walnuts out of my teeth.""12:28 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- If VMWare's Fusion mode wasn't such a dog, I would run Firefox and WinAmp in Windows and everything else in OS X, and life would be grand.7:54 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
- Freedom's just another word for deleting your Facebook account.2:20 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- The satisfaction I get from taking the moral high ground might actually cancel out the moral high ground entirely.11:43 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
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- Name Simon Crowley
- Location Edmonton, Alberta
- Web http://simoncrowl...
- Bio The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it's you, and that you're standing in the doorway.
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