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The South could have saved itself a lot of trouble in the '60s if it had just put those pesky "rights for black people" to a vote.9:05 AM Nov 4thfrom Brizzly
Controversially, Freud refused to commit to an interpretation of dreams about setting up wireless routers.6:09 AM Nov 4thfrom Tweetie
Fucking Québécois beer. I think I'm still drunk. Scratch that: I *wish* I was still drunk.7:28 AM Nov 3rdfrom Brizzly
Living a block from your local means good choices re: leftovers and very, very bad choices re: getting up for work in the morning.10:28 PM Nov 2ndfrom Tweetie
Been trying to come up with an unpleasant simile for using Microsoft Visio, but I can't think of anything as unpleasant as Microsoft Visio.2:55 PM Nov 2ndfrom Brizzly
I've finally recovered from this morning's catastrophic data loss and now everyone I need to talk to is in meetings. NAPTIME.2:05 PM Nov 2ndfrom Brizzly
"Your entire family is dead? Cheer up! At least you're not on fire!"8:34 AM Nov 2ndfrom Brizzly
Reminding someone that at least they don't live in the worst possible circumstances has never cheered anyone up, you sanctimonious fuck.7:48 AM Nov 2ndfrom Brizzly