cleversimon
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Ironically, if you wake up feeling like it's going to be one of Those Days, you're probably safe: real Those Days are sneakier than that.
about 1 hour ago
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@ If you were really hardcore you'd use LaTeX and vim.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to luomat
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I most certainly did not just open a beer and forget about it for twenty minutes. You don't let your India Pale Ale breathe? Barbarian.
about 15 hours ago
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Making @ and @ fight for my love, like an alcoholic mother or an Archie Comics character.
about 17 hours ago
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@ That's nothing compared to the frisson I get when you use the word "frisson." Rawr.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to toldorknown
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For the record, Marylin Manson (the band) is not firing Marylin Manson (the singer), and I am not BFFs with the ghost of Ernest Hemingway.
about 23 hours ago
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It's Monday morning, so I must be on Wikipedia fact-checking my dreams from last night.
about 23 hours ago
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Keep shoving that free newspaper at me and you're going to get a face full of soy mocha, motherfucker.
7:40 AM Nov 23rd
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We're choosing the font for our save-the-date cards: "Garamond is really the best font if you want to be, like, taken seriously."
9:17 PM Nov 22nd
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Wait a minute, we have to PLAN this wedding? I thought we'd just show up, trade rings, get drunk, and then have relatively-less-sinful sex.
10:22 AM Nov 22nd
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Bright and sunny, clear blue skies—and snow. At least Mother Nature smiles when she kicks us in the balls.
11:01 AM Nov 21st
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Department Christmas party tonight. Our VP is giving a speech I wrote. The question is not whether I pre-game for this. It's how hard.
3:53 PM Nov 20th
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All I want for Christmas is the ability to ignore assholes instead of engaging with them. And a new TV. But mostly the other thing.
10:19 AM Nov 20th
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Do you suppose they’ll make a 64 GB iPod nano? There’s not much “nano” about the capacity of the first five computers I owned combined.
7:45 AM Nov 20th
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Up late drinking with my good friend John Rebus. I'm pouring the Scotch for both of us, lazy bastard.
11:08 PM Nov 19th
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@ I know!
6:53 PM Nov 5th
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in reply to iamwearingpants
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@ I hope you die.
8:24 AM Nov 5th
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in reply to iamwearingpants
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@ Quit biting my rhymes.
9:14 PM Nov 4th
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in reply to indefensible
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@ I hate you.
7:38 PM Nov 4th
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in reply to iamwearingpants
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The South could have saved itself a lot of trouble in the '60s if it had just put those pesky "rights for black people" to a vote.
9:05 AM Nov 4th
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- Name Simon Crowley
- Location Edmonton
- Web http://cleversimo...
- Bio Do you want me to tell it like it's boy meets girl and the rest is history? Or do you want it like a murder mystery?
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