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  1. @iamwearingpants I know! http://flic.kr/p/o3WqR6:53 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to iamwearingpants
  2. @iamwearingpants I hope you die.8:24 AM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to iamwearingpants
  3. @indefensible Quit biting my rhymes.9:14 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to indefensible
  4. @iamwearingpants I hate you.7:38 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to iamwearingpants
  5. The South could have saved itself a lot of trouble in the '60s if it had just put those pesky "rights for black people" to a vote.9:05 AM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  6. Controversially, Freud refused to commit to an interpretation of dreams about setting up wireless routers.6:09 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  7. @gruber Are there many things you *wouldn't* feel better about if you had a Porsche?4:02 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gruber
  8. @yowhatsthehaps Trois Pistoles (http://bit.ly/3XC9oK ). Invariably makes for a great night and a rough morning.9:00 AM Nov 3rd from Brizzly in reply to yowhatsthehaps
  9. Fucking Québécois beer. I think I'm still drunk. Scratch that: I *wish* I was still drunk.7:28 AM Nov 3rd from Brizzly
  10. Living a block from your local means good choices re: leftovers and very, very bad choices re: getting up for work in the morning.10:28 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  11. Been trying to come up with an unpleasant simile for using Microsoft Visio, but I can't think of anything as unpleasant as Microsoft Visio.2:55 PM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  12. I've finally recovered from this morning's catastrophic data loss and now everyone I need to talk to is in meetings. NAPTIME.2:05 PM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  13. "Write 50K words this month, and it's okay if they suck" is a great idea. Calling the result a novel is asinine. http://bit.ly/1LdJ5E11:40 AM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  14. "Your entire family is dead? Cheer up! At least you're not on fire!"8:34 AM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  15. Reminding someone that at least they don't live in the worst possible circumstances has never cheered anyone up, you sanctimonious fuck.7:48 AM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  16. The new @vivekshraya album drops November 17th. Pre-order now and get a bonus EP: http://bit.ly/ondGf7:37 AM Nov 2nd from Brizzly
  17. I have too many Sarahs in my address book. Sorry, ladies, but some of you are going to have to change your names.8:53 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  18. You call it "arson"; I call it "what you deserve for putting your Christmas decorations up on 1 November."11:01 AM Nov 1st from Brizzly
  19. In case you missed the mixtape I posted Monday: http://bit.ly/1Spf3e12:11 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  20. Oh man, you guys, I found Jesus. http://yfrog.com/7cilwj10:47 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
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