clevermel
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i do not make enough money to be 'on call'. bullshit.
9:39 PM Sep 27th, 2009
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feeling a little old after MFNW show last night. at least we weren't the oldest in the venue.
9:42 AM Sep 18th, 2009
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RT @ RIP Patrick Swayze
6:10 PM Sep 14th, 2009
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having trouble picturing the type of person that still goes to green day concerts
10:42 PM Sep 13th, 2009
from Echofon
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suprised how well lady gaga tucked away her cock on the VMAs
9:55 PM Sep 13th, 2009
from Echofon
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people who don't put reminders in their invites do not deserve to have me as an attendee.
1:04 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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@ did someone say pereth? see you there!
10:34 PM Sep 8th, 2009
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@ did you just say "LOLz". it's the "z" that's tripping me up.
10:36 PM Sep 1st, 2009
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RT @ Did I hear someone say ECHO has peach pie and home made vanilla ice cream tonight?
1:19 PM Aug 18th, 2009
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@ i also don't care about an auction for his glove
9:05 AM Aug 18th, 2009
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my 16 yr old cousin friended me on FB. i am so disturbed by what she posts. man, getting old.
11:16 PM Aug 16th, 2009
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@ i had to go to the tron today, used 217, remembered why i hate driving there
3:11 PM Aug 14th, 2009
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@ that's a hell of a lot better than south seattle!
8:37 AM Aug 13th, 2009
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why do my things keep breaking? goodbye to my DVR and all of the goodness i was trying to save there. dammit comcast
3:17 PM Aug 11th, 2009
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whatever martha stewart and your stupid salad spinner. next time i'm buying the real one
1:25 PM Aug 7th, 2009
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for now i simply plan to follow others, steal their wit, call it my own. wait, is that a RT?
12:52 PM Aug 3rd, 2009
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- Name Melissa Moser
- Location Portland
- Bio i haven't figured out why i joined this twitter thing yet
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