cletusdspuckler
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@ I know, right? It's pretty much the end of the world.
10:31 AM Nov 12th
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10:03 AM Oct 27th
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I ain't nowheres close ta throwin' mah socks in that there trash yet. I reckon I kin git a few more years outta them:
12:32 PM Jul 14th
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I ain't done twitterfied in a stretch on account of I got apprahanded by tha police fer killin' chickins at a pettin' zoo. I wuz hungry!
6:12 AM Jun 8th
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Memoreyal Day - it's when we remember Great-Great-Uncle Buford who done got his face shot off in tha War of Northern Aggression.
11:17 AM May 25th
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I seen the purtiest redhead. I wonder if'n Brandine'll let me bring her home? If'n she kin have her brother, I reckon I kin have this 'un.
9:18 PM May 21st
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@ That is keerect. They's both ugly as sin compared to you, I reckon. I'ma gonna change theys names to "Ugly Heather" 1 & 2.
5:19 AM May 16th
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I axedentally called Hunter Cody and Cody Hunter so in order ta avoid further confusion, they's both gonna be named Cunter from now on.
4:20 PM May 14th
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I ain't bin here on account of I got trapped in this here outhouse fer a week and had to eat mah way out. I'll never eat corn agin.
5:09 AM May 14th
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@ and Stabbed In Jail Spuckler.
11:57 AM May 5th
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@ Carl Durant, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Incest, International Harvester, Jitney and Whitney, Kevin, Mary Wrestlemania...
11:56 AM May 5th
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@ Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, Phil, Condoleeza Marie, Gummy Sue..
11:56 AM May 5th
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@ Well, thairs Tiffany, Heather, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jacob, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy..
11:55 AM May 5th
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I reckon it's time ta turn on tha AC. If'n we had AC, that is, instead of a bowl of them there ice cubes in fronta big ol' fan.
11:33 AM May 5th
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Fer dinner I made Jello in tha tub the kids warsh in. And I's purty sure I just swallered a toenail. I reckon it's gud fiber, though.
3:47 PM Apr 29th
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I ain't gonna ketch no swine flu on account of the fact that me 'n Betty use a condom. She shore is the purtiest pig around!
6:20 AM Apr 29th
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Tha boy keeps asking me his'n math questions. I reckon he don't need any of that there fancy book larnin' to work tha dirt farm with his pa.
8:13 AM Apr 25th
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Under NO circystances should y'all use moonshine t'fill yer car gas tank. Ain't nobody should deserve that kinda death. RIP Joe-bob Taylor.
8:28 PM Apr 23rd
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On account of being drunk, I reckon I ain't fit ta drive. Dermot's only 9, but he's tall as a reed an' I think he kin reach the gas pedal.
11:12 AM Apr 22nd
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If'n I go to church, I'm askeered of all this here hellfire and damnation the good reverend keeps jawin' about.
8:27 AM Apr 19th
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- Name Cletus Spuckler
- Location Springfield
- Bio Don't you ain't call me no hillbilly. That's hillWilliam to you!
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