cleolinda
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@ In conclusion, kids are terrible people.
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@ Oh, I could totally tell, but was tongue-tied. "Don't worry, they thought it was you." "OH GOD NO MOM!!!"
8 minutes ago
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@ That would redeem that moment of utter horror for me, yes.
10 minutes ago
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@ I lived in a quiet pastel hell, is what I'm saying. It was a better hell than most kids', I guess.
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@ Mom grabs the phone and says, "I HEAR YOUR PANTS ARE IN THE FLOOD!" and I was like MOM! NO!! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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@ OH OH OMG PRESENT DAY INTERNET IRONY. Girls called me up all like "I hear you play with PONIES"
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@ Notes on pink heart paper purporting to be from boys, shoving me into walls, prank phone calls, etc.
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@ Yeah. I mostly had a friends who would turn around and tease me or troll me in secret.
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I'M SAYING!! RT @: @ NO ONE IS CHILL AT 12 YEARS OLD!!!
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@ Aw. Yeah. People teased me a lot. Because I was "smart," but smart was also the one thing I had going for me.
20 minutes ago
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Pulled me out of a damn assembly to be like, "Uh, it starts in ten minutes, you're a pretty chill 12-year-old, right?" MELTDOWN IN MY SOUL
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.@ OH OH ALSO they were like "OH CRAP, WEE CLEO, WE FORGOT THE BEE WAS TODAY! TO THE ART TEACHER'S TRUCK, AWAY!"
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@ I should have just written words in the air like I wanted to.
25 minutes ago
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@ I will say, I definitely felt like everyone felt awful for me, not, like, "HA ha!"
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@ @ Blessedly, the next bee where I did it with "candelbra" (sic), I didn't realize I'd done it until after.
27 minutes ago
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Thus ends Childhood Trauma Theatre. *bows*
27 minutes ago
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An entire auditorium at my old school where everyone knew me, people. I finished dutifully and managed not to sob until it was over.
28 minutes ago
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Like, I knew, and they knew, and we all knew that I knew, but you're not allowed to go back, and we all just STARED AT EACH OTHER forever.
30 minutes ago
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Terrible moment: getting "goalie," saying "G-O-L," stopping in horror, and everyone staring in sympathetic horror at me.
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Trufax: I was a (suburb) city spelling bee champion here. Did bees for years. Inevitably lost on words I knew by skipping a letter.
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- Name Cleolinda Jones
- Location Birmingham, Alabama
- Web http://cleolinda....
- Bio Movies in Fifteen Minutes, The Secret Life of Dolls, book and TV recaps, movie news, affectionate snark.
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