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clementine_ford

  1. @hissyloco WHAT. THE. EFF. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hissyloco
  2. @jevoislafemme You'll be great. Is they still room for me to come along? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jevoislafemme
  3. @felicityward Bulkshit. I know it's a typo, but man that works too. It IS bulk shit. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to felicityward
  4. Does Keith Urban go home at night to 'get back to his most important role'? Backlash in action. twitter.com/clementine_for… about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Make it snappy. I've got to get this bird back to Paris by nightfall. instagr.am/p/LUI4UIOM5d/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
  6. Very excited for the lovely @jevoislafemme who's launching her baby, The Emerging Writer, tonight for the EWF12. Good work, gel. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @JacobLeigh @maxbulk And gays in general, because pedos. 6:41 AM May 31st via web in reply to JacobLeigh
  8. That Crikey piece was by the enigmatically handsome @sexenheimer. 6:36 AM May 31st via web
  9. Crikey produces the greatest thing ever written about Andrew Bolt: crikey.com.au/2012/05/31/and… (via @maxbulk) 6:35 AM May 31st via web
  10. @maevegobash @c4steph How great is lagaydy? I came up with that just for you? 6:34 AM May 31st via web in reply to maevegobash
  11. @c4steph @maevegobash A queer spear? 6:34 AM May 31st via web in reply to c4steph
  12. @maevegobash @Brocklesnitch I tell my lagaydy friend the same thing. STOP HOOKING UP WITH STRAIGHT WOMEN ONLY END IN TEARS. 6:29 AM May 31st via web in reply to maevegobash
  13. @maevegobash @c4steph It's a lesbian event, right? Isn't it vegetarian by default? Really, I should be announcing my meat eating ways. 6:28 AM May 31st via web in reply to maevegobash
  14. @maevegobash @Brocklesnitch Is this how it works Maeve? You land your lady and then you move on? I see. 6:27 AM May 31st via web in reply to maevegobash
  15. @maevegobash @c4steph I can't do it anymore Steph. I have to put her out of her misery. 5:59 AM May 31st via web in reply to maevegobash
  16. @charliejarratt Someone else just had the inverse reaction to you. 'Not a clever tweet'. You win some, you lose some. 5:44 AM May 31st via web in reply to charliejarratt
  17. @DuncanNRoss Did you know the context? That I was quoting Boardwalk Empire, and the guys discussing suffragettes? It was entirely fair. 5:43 AM May 31st via web in reply to DuncanNRoss
  18. @DuncanNRoss Thank you for your review. 5:31 AM May 31st via web in reply to DuncanNRoss
  19. @Tara_Moss Whoops. I mean UGH. I've seen that before. Women like that are revolting. Gender traitors. Name and shame. 5:28 AM May 31st via web in reply to Tara_Moss