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Die Leute aus "Goodbye Deutschland" sind Deutschlands scheißestes Exportgut. 10:54 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit
Node and Scaling in the Small vs Scaling in the Large - http://bit.ly/af1SIM 10:42 PM Jul 27th via Shareaholic
133 Sekunden in der Hölle. 10 Jahre nach der Concorde Katastrophe (mit leider vielen Opfern aus Mönchengladbach) - http://bit.ly/bJqgzH 10:06 PM Jul 27th via Shareaholic
Rock on, dear garbage truck driver http://bit.ly/aybuKw 9:58 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit
@mabb0tt The argument assumes that the 'threaded' server can't hand its I/O thread back to the kernel while waiting 4 downstream traffic. 8:56 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit in reply to mabb0tt
@timheuer Did you know they make "red" Microsoft kid's badges at the employee-section entrance in the company store in 92? 8:29 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit in reply to timheuer
@andrewbrust Yes. Jersey would certainly be a more significant geographical f'up than moving Huckaby from SoCal to Chad. 8:26 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit in reply to andrewbrust
@jbristowe If they've got good fishing in Chad he probably bought the place. 8:06 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit in reply to jbristowe
You write that as if that was unusual. @OmarShahine Foursquare is down 7:50 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit
@shanselman I usually run a steam train of jargon by 1st level support then it either levels out right away or they give up and escalate. 7:49 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit in reply to shanselman
My understanding here is "that's *not* a Good Thing(tm)." RT @shannondrayer Rowland-Smith ties a club record allowing 11 runs in a game. 7:44 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit
The MS Regional Director app on Bing Maps rocks the eff'in house http://bit.ly/dAFH5C 7:43 PM Jul 27th via MetroTwit
@kellabyte The app's *host* ought to have an indicator for whether the app is 'trusted' & communicates securely only to 'trusted' sites. 9:45 PM Jul 26th via MetroTwit in reply to kellabyte
@kellabyte Well, from here on everyone should have a killbit in their protocols. Twitter followers take notes. Thanks. 9:38 PM Jul 26th via MetroTwit in reply to kellabyte
@kellabyte That version of the app ought to stop working with an error that points people to an update. The app's own protocol can do that. 9:34 PM Jul 26th via MetroTwit in reply to kellabyte
The #Mariners just won. Maybe they should beat each other up every night after a game. Seems to have helped for today. 9:50 PM Jul 24th via MetroTwit
Lake Washington http://is.gd/dEMsP L:http://is.gd/dEMtX 12:26 PM Jul 24th via HTC Peep
RT @davidyack Good to see MSDN Windows Azure benifits extended - http://tinyurl.com/37k5ok3 7:59 AM Jul 23rd via MetroTwit
@Scobleizer A beautifully looking aggregating 'net app needs a beautifully scaling backend. Sadly those are non-overlapping skill-sets. 11:00 PM Jul 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to Scobleizer
Into 13th inning. EPIC comeback in 9th. #Mariners 10:51 PM Jul 22nd via MetroTwit

Name Clemens Vasters
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Bio Principal Protocol Surgeon, Windows Azure AppFabric Service Bus, Microsoft Corporation.