clembastow
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Them hustlers keep on talkin', they like the way I'm walkin'.
8 minutes ago
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@ "It's all good". It rarely is.
about 2 hours ago
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@ I request 'Walk The Night'!
about 2 hours ago
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Just pulled my customary "Hello, Cleveland!" MC-ing gag; went down like a cup of cold sick. Tough crowd.
about 3 hours ago
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First delicious plate of music fest slop of the season, soundtracked by the magnificent Charles Jenkins.
about 4 hours ago
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Off to Queenscliff Music Festival, presenting some bands on the Fishnets stage. Come on down!
about 7 hours ago
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@ it is.
about 7 hours ago
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@ he still owes me a replacement catsuit.
about 7 hours ago
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Dying laughing at the pastel-crazy Geelong Grammar uniform (full-page ad p 91 of Good Weekend). Looks like 'Rio'-era Le Bon designed it!
about 7 hours ago
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Ooh, @ is following me! But is he drinkin' off my Booty Sweat and/or Bustin' A Nut?
about 8 hours ago
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I usually love picking up the Christmas edition of The Weekly, but I don't want THIS staring at me:
about 8 hours ago
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Incidentally, there are an awful lot of excellent men around who are also 37. Was there some sort of cosmic alignment that year?
about 16 hours ago
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@ I'm already a fun blend of Catholic, witch, and Singularitarian; what's another thrown into the mix, eh?
about 16 hours ago
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Just convert already, guys.
about 17 hours ago
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"Is he Jewish?" is their favourite 20-Question topic when there's a new man on the scene.
about 17 hours ago
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Incidentally my parents (frustrated Jews in the body of a Catholic and an agnostic) have considered him the ultimate 'catch' for AGES.
about 17 hours ago
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Reading last week's Good Weekend feat on John Safran; seems to be a 3000-or-so-word dating advertisement placed by proxy.
about 17 hours ago
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@ zero hour!
about 17 hours ago
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Just saw 'The Boys Are Back'; gorgeous. SA tourism dept should put Scott Hicks on a retainer for life; Fleurieu Pen. looks spectacular!
about 17 hours ago
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Oh god, hold my calls on Monday at 8pm: Clive James on 'Elders'! Ultimate hero/babe.
about 20 hours ago
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- Name Clem Bastow
- Location Melbourne, Australia
- Web http://clembastow...
- Bio I'm a writer/broadcaster and occasional comedian from Melbourne. In my not-very-spare time, I make jam, zombies, and millinery (not necessarily in that order).
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