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"I said, solemnly - with a little bit of malice in my voice - 'Ma'am, with all due respect, you can go jump off a bridge'." - Will Phillipsabout 4 hours agofrom web
BioI'm a writer/broadcaster and occasional comedian from Melbourne. In my not-very-spare time, I make jam, zombies, and millinery (not necessarily in that order).
