Alisa Bonsignore

Alisa Bonsignore

@clearwriter SF Bay Area, CA
Writer for healthcare, medical device, high tech and healthcare IT companies. Blogger. Recreational cook. Conspicuously tall. Team in Training runner.
http://clarifyingcomplexideas.com
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@ If I could find a face moisturizer worth my money, I'd share your excitement for hydrating products.
 
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@ Ooh, I like that!
 
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"I'm making a DNA." Of course. Doesn't everyone?
 
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@ I worry about grown people who use inappropriate words without irony. A 45yo white woman with Botox can't say certain things.
 
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New from Betty: Green Soup - Ever since I came back from Hawaii, I've had a produce hangover. In Hawaii, everything ...
 
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RT @: "Hi, honey. I'm at The Progress Bar with folks from work. I'll be home in 20 min… wait, 2 hours… I mean 7 days..."
 
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RT @: Student: Who's Madonna? Me: Lady Gaga, but thirty years older. Student: So...Old Lady Gaga?
 
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@ bap bap bap bap bap
 
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Thanks to all who forwarded my "Creative Renegade" profile from the brochure. Finally got my copy.
 
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@ That's astoundingly awful. I couldn't even listen to the whole thing.
 
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@ My mother wouldn't have had a clue. I'd say no.
 
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@ That's the Philly in you. We still walk 3x faster than the west coasters, even when partially hobbled.
 
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@ I had 3 wildly incorrect ones last year, took forever to get straightened out in corporate muck. How are you?
 
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For the writers out there: the blog of unnecessary quotation marks.
 
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@ That's the one my E had. Ah, memories. :)
 
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@ As a colleague once said, salespeople can read, they just choose not to.
 
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In an unprecedented stroke of luck, so far 5 of my 1099s have come in, all with the correct amount. No fighting with accounts payable. Yay!
 
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@ You're welcome. :)
 
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@ I suppose tranquilizers are out of the question?
 
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RT @: THINGS THAT CAN AND CANNOT SCREEN FOR BREAST CANCER.