cleapow
- @ Looks likes she's stealing a lot of them. I have searched and found four different people she's stealing fromabout 4 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to Lorisays
- Is "accidentally quitting" a thing, because I think I just did.about 21 hours ago from TwitterGadget
- Dear Lady Supervising Self-Checkout,
If I had wanted human inteaction I would've gone to the line with a cashier.
Thanks anyway,
Casey11:31 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Cat just wandered onto the neighbor's porch. The neighbors I caught digging through my shit when we were moving in. Hope they like my cat.10:11 AM Nov 7th from TwitterGadget
- We're killing the other team so the game's gotten a little dull. Now I am just rooting for the fat girl to sit in her leftover nachos.7:54 PM Nov 5th from txt
- Sometimes I ask the ones I love for their opinions... - Sometimes I ask my dog what he thinks of my shirt and... 5:22 PM Nov 5th from Tumblr
- Looking over my favstar page, I notice 3 things about myself: I stink, I fart, and I eat a lot. Yeah, I'd say that is pretty accurate.11:42 AM Nov 5th from TwitterGadget
- Oh I get it now... - So all it takes to get full credit on the papers I write for you is directly quoting you... 8:52 AM Nov 5th from Tumblr
- @ why is welcome in quotes? it's like they are trying to lure the taxis into a false sense of security.8:25 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to rhettmiller
- My stomach made the sound of a creaky, old, horror movie door.
I thought it would appreciate tootsie rolls for breakfast. I was mistaken.8:22 AM Nov 5th from web
- What, that? That's just the sound of the elephants that live upstairs out on their afternoon run.12:20 PM Nov 4th from TwitterGadget
- @ Because you went to Knox and I am not 100% sure what you are prepared for.12:14 PM Nov 4th from TwitterGadget in reply to JakesAlterEgo
- My peanut butter and jelly sandwich had Jesus' face in it!!
Well, I would prove it to you, but it was still food so I ate it.11:50 AM Nov 4th from web
- Sitting around listening to 90's boy bands and craving a burrito.
Also wishing @ was here to enjoy this moment with me. He GETS me.6:57 PM Nov 3rd from txt
- Photo: It’s small and hard to read, but this is the note left on the empty seat protector box above the... 4:17 PM Nov 3rd from Tumblr
- Irritating-talky-guy has become cranky-mean-irritating-talky-guy.
I've put out traps.
With donuts in them.
He likes donuts.2:46 PM Nov 3rd from txt
- I star it because I don't understand.1:36 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterGadget
- I didn't go to class tonight but my professor called me to tell me my paper was so good it made her cry. That's how awesome I am. 8:34 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterGadget
- Is there such a thing as food drunk? Because I think I am.
Also gassy.5:18 PM Nov 2nd from web
- FIL: What did Tim go as? A walrus? The Coca-Cola bear?
Me: He was Giambi circa 1997.
FIL: Not A-Rod?
Me: That would be grounds for divorce.5:11 PM Nov 2nd from web
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- Name Casey
- Location Northern California
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio I love baseball, game shows, and the Thursday night NBC lineup. Sometimes I tweet about my cat.
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