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  1. Photoset: I am presenting on Medicare for my Social Policy class. We have to talk about cultural competency... http://tumblr.com/xnx4diqgi
  2. Your "I <3 my wife" combined with the "Yes on 8" sticker tell me you are compensating for something. Perhaps your lack of penis. And brain.
  3. Worst part of today? I have already told 8 people I had a lovely Thanksgiving and it is only 8:10. I am going to end up stabbing someone.
  4. Thanks guys! Shameless self-promotion and tricky advertising does work!
  5. RT @favstar50: 50★ tweet by @cleapow -> http://favstar.fm/users/cle...
  6. The 50th person to star this tweet: http://tinyurl.com/yzbsgms will win a free picture of my boobs.* *must be my husband to win
  7. And this is my drunken tumblr post? What do you call these things? Tumbleets? Get it? It's like a tweet but... http://tumblr.com/xnx4b528i
  8. Finally deleted my Myspace account - because I really don’t give a care anymore how many children people I... http://tumblr.com/xnx4ap8tl
  9. One of THOSE people - You know, the ones in line at 4:30 in the morning to buy a tv at Target. This morning I... http://tumblr.com/xnx4ap5c6
  10. "Why are we not that cute?" "Because you guys don't get dressed up to go to a 5 am sale" "I'm wearing the same underwear I wore yesterday."
  11. Oh nice lady in a wheel chair is front of me in line for Black Friday. I thought I was going to have to seek out the disabled to maim today
  12. @bumpcrud Husband says he plays as coach. I think he just likes being a big black man. He clearly has identity issues.
  13. Mom's girlfriend: "Your mom wants powertools for Christmas. Because every dike needs powertools."
  14. Facebook: True I have 27 friends in common with Jeremy. But, he was a douche in high school and not friending him is the only revenge I have
  15. @strutting It's the kind of Thanksgiving I'm having. Such good fat sucking beautifulness.
  16. http://twitpic.com/r1rn5 - My mom got an ugly new dog for Thanksgiving.
  17. Didn't shower this morning but styled my hair anyway. Thought the grease would function like gel. It's not as good looking at 2 pm.
  18. I call this Genius playlist "Oh My God I Hope No One Ever Finds Out I Listen To This Music & Rilo Kiley"
  19. I'm wearing leggings today. Because apparently I have given up on life in 1983
  20. Still don't have participant paychecks. If I don't get them to this guy soon I won't have kneecaps tomorrow.