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psychological barrier when asked to wash a cucumber. found it even harder to comply when asked to peel it with a knife.11:14 PM Dec 3rdfrom Tweetie
there's something soothing and therapeutic about working till the crack of dawn.1:39 AM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
i don't want to brag, but the iphone app i'm working on right now has one of the slickest UIs ever. =D7:41 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
my uncle just wrote a secret santa generator program that emails the family of who they have to buy gifts for. nerd family ftw.12:07 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
i keep forgetting that asians aren't supposed to eat a large bowl of cereal filled with milk without dire repurcussions10:36 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
My dentist friend asked me to smile yesterday and I realized that I don't know how to perform such a task.9:23 AM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Grilled Brie cheese sammich is as awesome and fatty as it sounds.8:05 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Good to see my old dev team at Varicent again. The new guys now have a face to go with all the snide comments I left in the code =)7:54 AM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
Dead tired from a week of 4 hours sleep a night. @elsdonator is an animal. Must be those massive fat reserves that keep you going. Wakaka.7:41 AM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
Your shotgun and bolt action rifle reloading reenactments don't make me feel comfortable. Southern hick accent isn't helping either.6:36 PM Nov 12thfrom Twitterrific
Just cuz I have a book about zombies doesn't mean I want to talk about your gun collection for the entire 4 hour flight.6:34 PM Nov 12thfrom Twitterrific
