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@jsphillips93 Actually, it'd cause less bulge than what I use now. ALSO, THEY WILL BE DISTRACTED BY THE GIANT FUCKING BULGE OF MY HUGE COCK44 minutes ago from Nambu in reply to jsphillips93
@jsphillips93 THE BITCHES WILL BE FAWNING ALL OVER ME BECAUSE OF MY COOL KEY RING WHEN I PICK THEM UP IN MY CAR. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS LOLCAPSabout 3 hours ago from Nambu in reply to jsphillips93
@famapennashabet http://bit.ly/9kPjuabout 3 hours ago from Nambu in reply to famapennashabet
@jsphillips93 SEVEN WHOLE DOLLARS + SHIPPING. OH NOES.about 3 hours ago from Nambu in reply to jsphillips93
Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysis Crysisabout 3 hours ago from Nambu
@jsphillips93 Less in my pocket + looking cool = suck my cock Jim.about 3 hours ago from Nambu in reply to jsphillips93
Looking at buying one of these fancy home key + ring things. http://bit.ly/9kPjuabout 5 hours ago from Nambu
The guys on NYC prep have cocks in their brains.about 23 hours ago from Nambu
@skram I thought there was a bit too much dicks in the movie. Borat > Brüno.10:30 PM Jul 13th from Nambu in reply to skram
I keep trying to use the gravity gun from Half life 2 in Crysis, which results in my having a live frag grenade in front of me10:29 PM Jul 13th from Nambu
@jsphillips93 No thanks, I want a new fancy one. <38:38 PM Jul 12th from Nambu in reply to jsphillips93
Decent digital cameras are so pricey! :[7:59 PM Jul 12th from Nambu
@SageKitten You are such a dork.2:10 PM Jul 12th from Nambu in reply to SageKitten
I like being able to play WoW at the maximum settings.11:31 PM Jul 11th from Nambu
Seeing Brüno!8:03 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@skram Shell station at Lamar and Koenig. It's like 17 cents cheaper than everywhere else4:24 PM Jul 10th from Nambu in reply to skram
I love Arrested Development soooooo much.1:20 PM Jul 10th from Nambu
@octopusproject I want Golden Beds!12:27 PM Jul 10th from Nambu in reply to octopusproject
Mmmmmm homemade pumpkin pie ice cream.12:24 PM Jul 10th from Nambu
Woot, gas for $2.31 a gallon.10:58 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie

Name Clayton
Location Austin, Texas
Web http://www.esoter...
Bio I'm a nerd with social skills.

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