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  1. The Verizon logo looks like it was designed by the CEO's hobbyist wife. (no offense, hobbyist CEO wives).about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. We need a WPA for doctors, builders, and artists. Instead, we get welfare for bankers and middlemen.3:40 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  3. Previously in Fort Hood area mass shootings: 'Luby's Massacre' in 1991 (24 dead, 20 wounded) http://bit.ly/2rwqan1:12 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  4. @Theremina I once owned a ferret I named Nitzer Ebb. He bit my little brother on the finger. My little brother fainted.9:59 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to Theremina
  5. I'm always hoping I'll get the Cash Cab, but I only get the Smells Like Ass Cab.11:02 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  6. On fag hags, fag stags, lesbros, and fruit flies: http://bit.ly/l7hin3:01 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  7. @kmcgivney Beards are not the only weak chin solution: http://bit.ly/3bUfZh12:55 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to kmcgivney
  8. @tertiary ZZ Top's beards started from all the vaginas thrown on stage in tribute during La Grange: http://bit.ly/3nHYu9 TRUE12:34 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to tertiary
  9. Of course premature embeardination is OK if your destination is ZZ Top.12:29 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  10. Beard-growers are so sensitive, next time I see one I'm looking for the string. #beardgina11:31 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  11. @MattHoltzclaw You can keep your beard because you probably have a few kids you don't know about.8:37 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to MattHoltzclaw
  12. Men shouldn't grow beards until they're dads. Or have silver hair.7:54 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. @gokari One good slut > 72 virgins.5:17 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to gokari
  14. @ikeepadiary Don't forget the white 'Jackhammer Jesus' over my door: http://bit.ly/YRf5W4:27 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to ikeepadiary
  15. I bought 23 vintage crucifixes today.4:08 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  16. I'm very disappointed in this season's crop of my lady friend's boyfriends. Warm-body stand-ins for the holiday season, but still.3:04 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  17. Violin porn: http://claytoncubitt.tumblr...3:09 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  18. Facebook is a pox upon humanity. It's turning me into both Gladys Kravitz and the Unabomber. The centre cannot hold!8:28 PM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
  19. Holy reliquary for a trigger finger: http://claytoncubitt.tumblr...3:01 PM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
  20. @ikeepadiary Dead cats, hanging from poles! http://bit.ly/2Zo4vW12:21 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck in reply to ikeepadiary