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  1. I guess I'm still pissed at Bush the way I'd be pissed at someone who stole my cock and returned it with AIDS and road rash. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. RT @jzellis: Twilight: for people who thought Anne Rice novels were way too testosterone-fueled. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Don't you people get the message? The gays will keep torturing us with Lady Gaga until we let them gay marry! Do the right thing! about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @zoetica @nadya @theremina Healthy Strokes Hymen Gallery: http://bit.ly/1ewuvc 11:40 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to zoetica
  5. I wish "old-record pops and scratches" was available as a built-in filter on iPods. 11:25 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  6. @jzellis @zoetica Also beware: the Gigimo Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit: http://bit.ly/ol3FK 10:57 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to jzellis
  7. @zoetica I had it for a month. That's how long it took to find a virgin in Brooklyn to sacrifice. Might take you even longer in LA. 10:29 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to zoetica
  8. @zoetica @mollycrabapple I've taken the cure, and y'all can borrow my consumptive poet blouse and bloody cough hankie. 10:21 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to zoetica
  9. RT @susannahbreslin: "Extreme in good, she is also extreme in evil." http://tinyurl.com/yb59cv7 10:09 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  10. Ben Franklin wanted to make our national symbol the turkey. If he'd have had his way maybe we'd be eating bald eagles for Thanksgiving. 2:18 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  11. Conservatives are the comment trolls of society. 1:54 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  12. I "went Galt" and nobody noticed! 12:33 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  13. Why are Republicans so scared of terrorists? It's not like they're supervillains. They can't hypnotize us or magnetize our colons. 5:05 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  14. @richburroughs The S90 is an easier shooting camera than the DP1, but I'm unable to properly compare images until CameraRAW updates for it. 4:49 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to richburroughs
  15. Manual ISO, aperture priority, sampled AE lock, recompose, AF, expose. 4:11 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  16. Wrap Lady Gaga in bacon, dress her up Day of the Dead-style holding a Helvetica emo-thought poster and be done with all these memes. 5:25 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  17. I think it's OK to wish on space hardware. 3:30 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  18. Bands: I think your New Year's resolution for 2010 should be to get a proper website and stop relying on Myspace. 4:41 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  19. @TodayTomorrow The average color of the universe is 'Blank Polaroid' http://bit.ly/1RtwWk 1:35 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck in reply to TodayTomorrow
  20. @mollycrabapple Just unlocked the "Bright Pink Human Udders Fetish" badge: http://bit.ly/40yzXF 1:46 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to mollycrabapple