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Swedish people don't let the rain stop them from having a good time. They're just excited it's not nighttime! about 13 hours ago via web
Sweden is more awesome than ever. Can't wait for the festival this Saturday! 6:16 PM May 30th via web
alysondoyle @claytoncomic we beat u Clayton. Me being at Jays games makes them win! You being in Sweden makes the Orioles lose. #magicalthinkingatwork 8:26 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by claytoncomic
@briankoppelman Agreed. Absolutely epic. Best episode ever. 9:20 PM May 27th via web
In honor of Memorial Day, I am exercising my right as an American to go to Sweden! 9:14 PM May 27th via web
Kevmath Event 1 of the 2012 @WSOP starts now! 12:02 PM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by claytoncomic and 6 others
Happy Memorial Day, everyone. Proud to be from Maryland, where Francis Scott Key wrote our national anthem. USA!!! #bbq 11:09 AM May 27th via web
@katie75013 I just sent you a fb msg re: wsop package. hope i am not too late! 11:08 AM May 27th via web
Bill__Murray 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die. 5:36 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by claytoncomic and 20616 others
You heard the lady! <--RT: @rlap0414 everyone follow @claytoncomic if 1)they are awesome 2)they want a good laugh and 3) because i said so! 8:41 AM May 27th via web
Camden Yards sets walk-up record baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles… 8:27 AM May 27th via Tweet Button
Had a blast in Syracuse w/ @missckc @coreyrodrigues, ready 4 good times in Stockholm w/ @TheZinat @ZinatPirzadeh @KomikazeMike #jetset 7:31 AM May 27th via web
@sants23 Nice meeting you! 7:22 AM May 27th via web
@rlap0414 nice meeting you! 7:21 AM May 27th via web
@JamieKerstetter such a classic! Can't wait to turn 96 so I can get away with that too... 12:54 PM May 26th via web in reply to JamieKerstetter
As a matter of fact, yes, I am planning to participate in the @WSOP this year. #Vegas 12:34 PM May 26th via web
Syracuse is a cool town with polite men, beautiful women, a gigantic mall, a great comedy club, and one VERY overrated hot dog place. 12:10 PM May 26th via web
Give my favorite comedy cutie @christichiello a follow because every so often she doesn't cancel her spots in the @claytoncomic show. #FF 1:57 PM May 25th via web
@adamlucidi Actually, the WOOO has a far superior effect. This crowd was like "Is there going to be baseball?" #RoadComicProblems 1:56 PM May 25th via web in reply to adamlucidi
In Syracuse, last night's MC started the show w/the national anthem. No one understood why he did that. Or why I shouted the "O." #orioles 1:46 PM May 25th via web

Name Clayton Fletcher
Location New York, NY
Web http://www.clayto...
Bio I am a comedian, actor, singer, raconteur, bon vivant, musician, corporate speaker, and poker player. But I am not a midnight toker.